Would you swipe right on this person on OLD?

[daffodil777]

"Protective, smart, adventurous, eccentric, generally calm but can be aggressive if provoked"

Ooofff no thanks. Points for being upfront though so nobody has to unwittingly find out this protective and aggressive streak later on.

@SommerTen · Today 11:53

Protective & aggressive- are they a staffie??

Or a Tarantula!!!!

Probably thinks he comes across all Christian Grey!

I need to clean my reading glasses, I read that as ‘would you side swipe someone old’

Am I the only person who assumed it's a joke? But now I am having a second look.. 'protective' definitely means jealous and controlling. Sounds like a dick.

I'd assume they've got a criminal record which can be quickly traced via google
when you know their name, so they're getting in with it first!

Hahahaha