I am wearing a long-sleeved top, jeans and Uggs. Why? I hear you ask.
Well, MiL looks at me EVERY TIME I see her and says in a whiny voice, “Lightside, are you turning into the tattooed lady?”
Obviously not. I don’t work in a circus. Also, fuck off. My body, my business.
It makes me stabby. So I cover up so she can’t see them and make comments. I have a couple on my fingers but I’m not putting gloves on and plasters are impractical.
I’ve also had to take the perfectly pleasant chicken out of it’s Tesco packaging, put it on a plate and clingfilm it because MiL will see the Tesco label and say, “Lightside, how do you COPE without a Narks and Spencer’s?”
We actually have a Marks and Spencer’s, but it’s a PITA to get to and they don’t deliver.
There’s a few other things she dislikes but I can’t do anything about them, so she’ll have to deal with it.
Anyone else have little things they need to do/hide before certain peeps come over?