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What's your go to favourite naughty meal..

107 replies

Friedchiccy · 18/09/2022 19:27

When nobody is watching!

Mine is a 2 piece chicken and chips meal with a drink from the local chicken shop..

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coldcaff · 18/09/2022 22:24

Haven't had it in years but tinned chicken in white sauce. Just on its own!

Startuplife · 18/09/2022 22:27

One of those lunchable boxes with the plastic cheese and ham and crackers. If I happen to do the shopping at Tesco instead of Aldi I secretly eat one in the car before driving home.

I have no idea why because DP eats all kinds of rubbish but it feels like something I wouldn’t want him to know I eat 😂

knickersniff · 18/09/2022 22:46

Their is a margarita pizza (frozen) that you can get in little mini shop . One stop or nissa places like that . It's about £1 . I just love them .

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knickersniff · 18/09/2022 22:47

Another on a cold winter night when no one is looking is faggots chips and mushy peas . The gravy from the faggots all over the chips .

knickersniff · 18/09/2022 22:49

Aconitum · 18/09/2022 20:29

Dairylea and chicken crisp sandwich

Yes but I go ready salted 🤪 . I mush them up into tiny pieces .

Waterfallgirl · 18/09/2022 22:52

ChristmasAtHogwarts · 18/09/2022 20:52

Nacho crisps with guacamole, nacho cheese sauce and salsa, all piled together HIGH and I scoff the lot!

Also mine ! @ChristmasAtHogwarts

notprincehamlet · 18/09/2022 23:02

Potato wedges with houmous and ketchup

pinok · 18/09/2022 23:06

KFC zinger box meal with gravy and a milky bar Krushem

Domino’s hot and spicy pizza with a giant garlic and herb dip

Donner kebab in pitta with tons of lettuce, onion, garlic sauce and chillis. Cheesy chips on the side.

I need a takeaway now 🤤

primeoflife · 19/09/2022 07:28

I don't think some of these are very dirty 🤣🤣

girlmom21 · 19/09/2022 07:33

primeoflife · 19/09/2022 07:28

I don't think some of these are very dirty 🤣🤣

Spaghetti bolognese made me laugh 😂

Fortuny · 19/09/2022 07:45

Ilikepuffins · 18/09/2022 22:04

Apricot jam on toast.

Unless you're eating the loaf in one go this isn't naughty, it's just breakfast.

LetsGoCrazyPurpleBanana · 19/09/2022 08:01

Chicken burger,turkey drummer or dinosaur and a whole packet of chicken supernoodles 🥰🤤

Smudges16 · 19/09/2022 08:06

Deep fried half pizza supper from the chippy.

Or

Texts BBQ Dominos pizza with the XL garlic dip. Oh mammy daddy... 🤤

LynetteScavo · 19/09/2022 08:35

McDonald's fish burger and strawberry thick shake. I sometimes go to the drive-through when I'm working. I have one colleague who knows, and I sometimes get her something. Nobody's else at work though, because it's our secret Grin

slipperfsce · 19/09/2022 08:43

Do people genuinely eat in secret? Why the shame? I love a dirty kebab swimming in mayo but will eat with family, friends, strangers!

QueefofSheena · 19/09/2022 08:48

It used to be a mini kiev sandwich but they changed the recipe. Bastards.

Limesarebitter · 19/09/2022 08:54

Half a block of extra mature cheddar, put in a stilton pot and melted, eaten with a fork as it thickens back up, each scoop dipped in the oil/fat that sits on the top. I don't eat it in secret but it is now a very rare treat. I had reasoned with myself that it's basically a runny pizza, just saving myself the pizza base calories.🤐

keeprunning55 · 19/09/2022 09:12

Egg Mcmuffin and ketchup with a cold orange juice.

Iwanttoslowdown · 19/09/2022 09:14

Yesterday I had a McDonald’s WITHOUT the kids.

Mammyloveswine · 19/09/2022 09:34

Salt and chilli munchie box from the Chinese...

At home... beans and sausages out of a tin with hash browns and scrambled egg!

Mammyloveswine · 19/09/2022 09:34

3ShotsOfEspresso · 18/09/2022 21:43

Dr Oetker pizza. Dirty AF, but amazing.

Oh they are my fave! Ristorante ones!

namechange202086 · 19/09/2022 09:40

Reading some of the "naughty" meals here it's baffling how most of the population is overweight...

I'm a healthy BMI and wouldn't think twice about having most of these.

It's just food!

mbosnz · 19/09/2022 10:19

I'm off back home to NZ unexpectedly this week - and my mantra for dealing with the marathon long haul economy flight is 'savs and sausage rolls'. I'm not sure which I'm going to run for first, at the other end!

OrangePumpkinLobelia · 19/09/2022 10:23

Junobug · 18/09/2022 20:27

Cheese and brocolli pasta and sauce. The ones that come in a pack and you just add milk and water and cook. It makes me feel ill afterwards but it's so good if I happen to have lunch on my own at home.

This is one of my favourites as well. I also add a little tin of sweetcorn.

My favourite 'eat on my own' meal is chicken kievs from M&S with potato dauphinoise and creamed spinach from M&S.

ILookAtTheFloor · 19/09/2022 10:26

Pesto pasta! With some quorn 'chicken' pieces, cherry tomatoes and grated extra mature cheddar on top! I try to eat very little ultra processed food and this is my ultimate lazy dinner when I'm feeling naughty!

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