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Items that are just shit design

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ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 18/09/2022 19:22

Lever arch files. I’ve never known one last longer than 3 months before all the prongs misalign and the clip things due.

Why are they so shit and yet keep selling and selling?

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Lightningfast · 18/09/2022 23:44

Oh yes the bloody beeping household appliances. My microwave oven which gives a single beep every few seconds until you give up, leave the pan to boil over and turn it off. What fool thought anyone needed that in their life? It’s like an attention seeking child. Please stop what you are doing and pay attention to me! Do it! Now! Now!

Penguinsaregreat · 18/09/2022 23:46

thecathaszerobrains absolutely agree about the tumble dryer. I could never get towels dry, it took hours.

Babyroobs · 18/09/2022 23:50

ScottishLavender · 18/09/2022 20:11

The plastic film on top of microwave ready meals. It never, ever peels off cleanly. I always get a long thin strip from the edge first then there's nothing left to get a grip on so I end up putting a sharp knife all round it to cut it off.

I hate this too, especially as we are trying to recycle all scrunchable plastic since our local Coop started having a recycling bin !

BobDear · 18/09/2022 23:51

Agree with Lever Arch Files. See also ring-binders and any sort of plastic wallet filling system which will tear if you try and store more than 3 sheets of A4.

iPhones. Brilliant for 18 months then something fundamental goes wrong (like speaker/earphones/part of screen non-responsive) so you have to fucking upgrade even though it's been kept in a case in a bag and never dropped.

My Shark cordless is full and blocked within 15 minutes and i have to hand pick the filth and fluff out of the long tube almost every time I use it and practically have to factor in a bath whenever I get it out.

Most small electrical beauty appliances are not fit for purpose.

Fountain Pens. Never had one that didn't leak. Even my trusty Mont Blanc.

Most Tights - either uncomfortable or ladder if you so much as look at them.

Most single wick candles just burn a large hole down the middle.

Most printers are bastards

Ditto photocopiers

Fairy lights. Despite best intentions, can never EVER store them in a way that doesn't take two hours to untangle every year.

Motion Sensor Taps. Fuck off

Moonshine5 · 18/09/2022 23:55

Nidan2Sandan · 18/09/2022 19:38

My dishwasher. Wont switch on when you stand there pressing the button over and over but walk past it and it'll suddenly switch on and start a 4hrs wash.

😂😂

Ilovetocrochet · 18/09/2022 23:59

The person who designed the Ninja Max air fryer obviously never tried to clean it! The heating element is a tight coil situated at the top of the machine, easy to clean after use with a damp cloth. The fan is behind the coil and impossible to reach but get a build up of grease after a few uses. The gaps in the heating coil are too small to get a brush through and there isn’t room at the sides to slide a cloth or bendy bottle brush in! I spend hours with cotton buds trying to reach the fan but give up in the end.

Bythehairywartsonmywitchychin · 19/09/2022 00:05

labels on the bottom of kitchenware, glasses, sandwich boxes and shoes etc, that don’t come off and leaves a black residue of glue which hair and fuzz then sticks to it.

Foronenightonly22 · 19/09/2022 00:25

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 18/09/2022 19:36

Also, those small metal teapots you get in cafes that leak all the time whenever you pour.

@ArseInTheCoOpWindow open the lid slightly and hold it like that as you pour. Problem solved . You’re welcome😂😂 I learned this when I was student working in a hospital giving out tea to patients.

FatOaf · 19/09/2022 01:11

Rain showers with no hose attachment. Made by men for men. Women can’t rinse their undercarriage properly without a hose

Nor can men.

and whoever’s responsibility it is to clean the shower cubicle can’t rinse that either.

No modern device/installation is designed to be cleanable, i.e. to be used more than once.

Made by designers to win design awards, not to be used.

sjxoxo · 19/09/2022 05:43

@FlySwimmer exactly that very one!!!
How are you getting it on if you’re never undoing the top clasp?? Over head?? There’s no way I could put that on like that. I would never be able to get the band over my boobs!!! X

Clevs · 19/09/2022 05:47

These toilet roll holders in public toilets. I hate them...tiny squares of paper that come out one at a time all scrunched up. You have to straighten them out one by one to have a nice neat wad for a decent wipe.

And then when I wash my hands I'm faced with a Dyson hand dryer that just sprays water up my wrists and makes my sleeves wet Angry

Items that are just shit design
Maighnuad · 19/09/2022 06:00

ZAra pay a 10 e to have it delivered tomorrow but then they deliver whenever they bloody like !!! You get the cash back but no help when you need a 1st world new outfit for work !

LouLou789 · 19/09/2022 07:12

The layout of most holiday cottages we have stayed in. We always end up rearranging the furniture. Seating where you can’t see the telly, nowhere to put your drink, not enough shelving in the bathroom, crappy toasters, beds where you injure your shins anytime you get up to go to the loo. In our last one, we ended up covering the very sharp bed foot posts with a cushion each, one tied on with a belt, another with a scarf.

liveforsummer · 19/09/2022 07:28

I've had a long tiring day and I need some milk. I don't need to see how tired and angry I look up close in supermarket lighting.

@Skinterior apparently this is so on the way out you are recognised to have paid. Fails regularly though as on more than one occasion the trolley has ground to a sudden halt while I've been rushing out causing minor whiplash injury and you have to wait for security to come and release the wheel lock! 😡

liveforsummer · 19/09/2022 07:31

Horses - over half a ton of body weight on spindly legs combined with a lack of any common sense about where to put them and an irrational flight instinct that puts them in more harm than it saves!

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 19/09/2022 07:31

These toilet roll holders in public toilets. I hate them...tiny squares of paper that come out one at a time all scrunched up. You have to straighten them out one by one to have a nice neat wad for a decent wipe.

They are so rubbish. Just because it's in a toilet, that doesn't mean that I want a bog roll dispenser designed like a bum hole. And you have to grip them really close to the bum hole, too, to stop it from ripping, which can't be very hygienic at all.

Taps that require a hand on them to keep the water flowing and stop the instant you remove your hand. What idiot got to the position of being a tap designer without understanding the absolute basics of washing your hands in running water - and that most humans only have two hands, so they don't have a spare one to keep the tap working and then rotate to wash two hands at a time.

Also, you don't see them too often, but those stupid light switches in some public bathrooms - where you push in the round button and they give you 15-20 minutes of light before they turn off. You're either in there for 2-3 minutes then out, meaning that an unoccupied room is lit up unnecessarily for 10 minutes or more; or you're having a shower, in which case it might just go dark shortly before you've finished and leave you naked and groping around in the cubicle.

I hate the whole constant beeping when appliances have finished thing, too - like it's a fire alarm and not just a washing machine that really won't do any harm at all if you don't empty it for 20 minutes. Who designed appliances to be arrogant and egocentric? However, you can often switch off the 'helpful' nagging beep mechanism - enter the make, model and 'beeping' into YouTube, and you may well find a very friendly person has uploaded a clip to show you how to stop it.

I very much agree with the PP complaining about the whole 'if it ain't broken, break it' ethos - just because somebody happens to find something old-fashioned - although, with hand brakes, I once hired a van where the handbrake was to the right of the (right-hand drive) driver's seat, so you had to clamber over it and try to avoid it catching on your clothes every time you got in or out. Scroll bars are another one of those: in the old days, you had a nice thick scroll bar at the right of your computer screen, waiting for when you needed it; but now, it disappears when not in use, so you have to wave your mouse around so as to tempt it out again - and then, when it does come back, it's a skinny little thing that requires really careful, pinpoint accuracy.

Laptop keyboards, as well. We used to have really decent mechanical keyboards, with proper key 'travel' but somebody decided that ALL laptops had to be a whole load thinner, meaning that they were replaced with those rubbish membrane button things. Even on some very high-end laptops. Fine to offer the choice, but as so often, 'they' decide that the new way is better and so you lose the good old sort and any real choice. Nice option for those who want a light, skinny little thing to carry ack and forth to the coffee shop; just utterly pointless for those of us who only ever use it at home, plugged in.

I know it's not an 'item' as such, but two kinds of software: those useless captcha things, where you have to tick every square with a bus in it, but there are also some trams or trains, deliberately designed to thwart and frustrate those with poor eyesight - if we need to prove our humanity, why aren't those simple 'I am not a robot' tick boxes not used as standard?

And passwords: I get that 'stronger' is better, but it really defeats the object where nobody can remember them without writing them down or having to request a 'reset password' email every single time. Then, as you're typing them in, websites will panic in alerting (and patronising) you that the password is 'incorrect' right up until you've typed the last character. Now, if there were a single button, standard on all keyboards, that could serve as my password with just one press.... it wouldn't be a very secure one, now, would it?

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 19/09/2022 07:35

The debit card machines where you try contactless and it wants you to use chip & pin every so many uses. No problem with that, but why can't it just say 'you need to use chip & pin'? Telling you outright that your card has been 'declined' is obviously going to panic (and maybe embarrass) people unnecessarily, when all it's doing is asking for a bit more security.

Fizbosshoes · 19/09/2022 07:36

I've never understood the concept of (usually older) houses with a separate toilet...and then bath and basin in the room next door.
Obvs having the toilet separate means you can still go if someone else is having a bath...but why is the wash basin not with the toilet? Why are you more likely to need a basin and a bath...then a basin to wash your hands after you've used the toilet....?
This has literally bugged me for decades!

Gensola · 19/09/2022 07:37

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll You are my soul mate 😂😂 Yes! Yes to all of it! Especially the captcha things which I fail EVERY time 😣😵‍💫

miserablecat · 19/09/2022 07:39

I hate the whole constant beeping when appliances have finished thing, too - like it's a fire alarm and not just a washing machine that really won't do any harm at all if you don't empty it for 20 minutes. Who designed appliances to be arrogant and egocentric? However, you can often switch off the 'helpful' nagging beep mechanism - enter the make, model and 'beeping' into YouTube, and you may well find a very friendly person has uploaded a clip to show you how to stop it.

We used to have a fridge-freezer that beeped if you left the fridge door open which was both useful and mildly annoying but there was no such beep for the freezer door ....which would have actually been more useful!

DinosApple · 19/09/2022 07:50

Paper straws for kids juice cartons - the sort which are triangular in profile. Change the shape of the carton, or make the straw plastic.

Kid spends ages trying to stab paper straw into awkwardly placed hole.
Straw bends into uselessness.
Hand goes up. Dinner lady here.

See also laces on kids shoes and trainers below an adult size 3.
Parents who buy them for their children and don't teach them how to do up shoe laces should spend a day in a school.

TooHotToTangoToo · 19/09/2022 07:52

Any packet that is displayed hung up on a prong. So there's a hole in the top of the packet. It means you can't open if from the top as it splits down the side, I now open it the packers from the bottom.

YetAnotherSpartacus · 19/09/2022 08:02

I've never understood the concept of (usually older) houses with a separate toilet...and then bath and basin in the room next door.
Obvs having the toilet separate means you can still go if someone else is having a bath...but why is the wash basin not with the toilet? Why are you more likely to need a basin and a bath...then a basin to wash your hands after you've used the toilet....?

Where do you want to brush your teeth? In the bathroom or toilet?

I like the idea of a small basin in the toilet but definitely the main one in the bathroom proper.

squashyhat · 19/09/2022 08:07

Bythehairywartsonmywitchychin · 18/09/2022 20:09

Cat food sachets or any kind of sachet/packet, the amount of waste is unreal.

cashless parking meters where you have to press loads of buttons. Why do they take ages to use, and why are they always out of order?

Most sachets can be recycled with plastic bags at major supermarkets. Sainsburys definitely takes them.

Disneyblueeyes · 19/09/2022 08:17

Those stupid labels on things you try to peel off but just takes the top layer off so you have to use your fingernails to chisel off the rest of it, bit by fucking bit.
Oh and it then leaves a sticky residue.

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