5 minute/store cupboard desserts?

[Acunningruse]

Having a mind blank. (Lovely) PILs coming tomorrow night but for a quick dinner before we go out somewhere. Feel like we need some kind of dessert but won't have any time to make my usuals. Not keen on shop bought cheesecakes etc unless anyone has any recommendations for ready made desserts that don't taste artificial?
All eat everything except alcohol (dc will be having pudding) and one doesn't like bananas.

Thanks

Grilled pineapple topped with Greek yogurt and a sprinkling of cinamon, takes no time at all. Used tinned if you want.

Fresh fruit selection

whizz up a bunch of fresh mint with sugar. Sprinkle over fresh pineapple and blueberries. Serve with Rachael’s organic coconut yogurt. It’s a Jamie Oliver recipe. Quick and tastes amazing!

Bread and butter pudding, can make with bread, croissants, brioche, panettone. Flambé bananas with pancakes and ice cream. Meringue nests whipped cream and assorted fruit. Microwave syrup sponge puddings. Baked apples and ice cream.

Sweet white wine and biscotti

Affogato!

Dame Blanche

Pear Belle Hélène

Pancakes?
rice pudding?
shop bought lemon mouse and biscuits
mashmellows toasted on a tea light and some melted chocolate to dip in?

You could do Cranachan if you have raspberries and leave out the whisky. You only need to toast some porridge oats, have some whipped double cream, some runny honey and raspberries. Serve in nice glasses and the jobs done.

Bought Madeira cake broken up,, drench with ginger wine, top with whipped cream and passion fruit.

I've just read that recipe. How do you turn the cake over?

Lemon syllabus - greek yogurt, lemon curd, juice of a lemon and zest on top. Five minutes tops.

Have you a COOK shop nearby ?

Crumbled up cake or biscuits, (I love Jamaican ginger cake for this) scoop of ice cream, raspberries and hot chocolate sauce which is just cocoa and sugar blended with a bit of hot water.

Afogato

quick and simple

Jar of these www.thebaytree.co.uk/marinated-mini-figs and some mascarpone - dupe of the 'caffe reale' mini dessert from Pizza Express.

@JamMakingWannaBe
“Turn half way through” means “Stop the microwave and make it rotate in the opposite direction”.

You made me laugh @motherstongue ...

I have no raspberries, I have no cream, I have no honey and I have no oats.... I do have whisky...🥂

Ahhh!
Thank you. I'm going to try this this week!

It all sounds delicious and I'd happily eat it at home at any time, but I don't think I'd serve it to anyone.

@BeyondMyWits in my opinion, whisky is the only ingredient needed. However, it has to be said, with the other Cranachan ingredients it is sublime.

Could do a galette with shop bought shortcrust pastry (ready rolled easier still) make up a frangipane (cream brown sugar and butter, whisk in egg, fold in ground almonds), then top with your choice of fruit (e.g. peaches). Bake for 30 mins then drizzle with warm jam and eat with ice-cream. Total input time is about 8 minutes but obviously baking etc extends so might not be suitable.

The most obvious quick desert is Eton mess with whipped cream and shop bought meringues and summer fruits. I have also done it with that but replace the summer fruit with banana and a tin of carnation caramel. Given one doesn't like banana they could maybe have apple instead to make it a toffee apple mess?