Tell me your bonkers dreams

[Crappydoo]

I've just woken up from a cracker. I had to look after Michael Caine's hamster (which was named Lawrence presumably after Lawrence Olivier). He set up a makeshift cage for him outside the theatre and I had to wait for him. I think he was in a Tale of Two Cities. Its not the weirdest dream I've ever had but its the weirdest one I will admit to here! Anyone else?!

Or don't! Gets Coat

I once had a dream in which lots of children were sliding down the tongue of a giant shoe, and a girl ran up to me and said "I've something really important to tell you, our cousins are coming to stay!" I was then sitting on the brim of a giant straw boater full of bread as it floated out to sea to sell the bread to the crew of a submarine.

I had this dream as a small child almost 40 years ago. I still ponder it occasionally.

I tell people this one all the time!!

So I was pregnant with my youngest and didn't find out the sex.

I had a dream that the baby had been born and was a few months old. The nappy needed changing but because dh was at work I couldn't do it as we wanted to find out the sex together!! After some time I knew I had to change the nappy, it was unfair to leave the baby in a dirty nappy. When I took the nappy off there were no genitals!! Nothing!! Smooth as a barbie doll!!!

Still makes me laugh!

When I was pregnant I had a series if dreams about an armadillo called Simon.

Simon wanted to be a firefighter but couldn't due to being an armadillo.

He began setting fires and the putting them out and rescuing people until the fire brigade eventually hired him.

I had the baby so never found out if Simon was ever exposed as an arsonist or not 🤣

So, so many weird ones!

My dreams are either weird & don’t make sense or they are just random and not much happens

I’ve had a couple of dreams about zombies chasing me into a tower. Anthony Middleton, the instructor from that SAS tv programme, was assisting me and I was pretty good at fighting them - I ran into a tower and set up camp there barricading myself in with chairs, then a few family members turned up in the same building and we cooked bacon and eggs whilst watching tv, like it was a normal day.

I had one dream about 2 of my siblings flying around on a huge rocket - when they got down, I told them off and told them to get in the back of the truck I was driving (I couldn’t even drive at the time but seemed to know what I was doing in the dream)

I'm well known for my crazy dreams.

The one that definitely stands out the most was where I was held captive in a wooden hut thing alongside a few other people. The guy keeping people looked like the actor Jeff Rawle (it was around the time of him first playing Silas in Hollyoaks) and he had a couple of random friends who helped him.

The hut was in the middle of nowhere with loads of traps around so there was no point in trying to escape because you'd always get found again.

Anyone who did try to escape was never brought back again, but the next day almost without fail, everyone being kept captive would be served curry for dinner and I was the only person who questioned how curry always seemed to happen after someone vanished and that's when everyone worked out what the meat was. 🤢

I can't remember exactly how it ended now but I do remember a bunch of us trying to escape together and I hadn't been caught yet when I woke up.