Dear Little Bastard Yapping Dog

[EJThribb]

Dear little bastard yapping dog
You have been yapping for nigh on three years
Day and night
Through pandemic through brexit and beyond
You are one certifiably annoying pointless bastard
And if as we career towards autumn
Through the darkening nights and the smell of bonfire smoke
Your owners put a post on the neighbourhood Facebook page about fireworks
Especially if they reference "veterans with PTSD"
I will wait for them in the street
With a couple of bags of abandoned dog poo
(There are many round here; some may be yours)
And tip them into their mouths
And you will keep on yapping like the annoying little fuck you are
But I will be happier
A bit

EJ Thribb

😫🤣. I sympathise as i hate noise.
I do believe that a lot of the times the yapping of dogs' is sometimes the fault of the owners. Two of my friends have dogs who do not bark incessantly. When I asked about this they told me you can train them.when the are puppies.
I experience dog barking and can honestly say it winds me up. If the yapping canine is not being walked this will add to his frustration and ultimately your's.
Let's hope they move.

Oh god, we have one of those across the street - endless yapping, especially when another dog goes past (which is all the time as there’s a park at the end of the road). It drives me mad!

Nice. Bravo 👏

Poetry! Love it!

Ooh ooh can you do one about people who walk down residential streets late at night blaring music from their mobiles without headphones

Can you guess what woke me up three times last night

Bravo 👏🏽

well said

NDN's is actually called SQUEEKY!! It couldn't be more fitting

I have a little bastard dog and he hates fireworks.
Your poem is A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius and I salute you.
A bit.