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"Reader, I married him".

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ChinBristles · 22/07/2022 19:47

I hate this and variations thereof! You are not Jane Austen.
I see it too often on here and in certain tabloids which we all read even if we don't admit it.

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dudsville · 23/07/2022 07:21

This isn't how it's used, but it's a powerful line. Jane was a woman in a time when that was hard. She scraped and fought for a place that she felt could be hers, refusing so many easier options along the way. I married him, not he married me, not what a lucky girl I am. Sadly, it's used more just as an announcement of sorts, but it's a great line.

EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn · 23/07/2022 07:21

PuddleglumtheMarshWiggle · 23/07/2022 07:14

Name that quote - it is A tale of two cities! Do I get a prize?
Try this one - Call me Ishmael.

Moby Dick.

EarringsandLipstick · 23/07/2022 07:45

Yes, it has become a cliche but it's not used that much. I'm perplexed it would frustrate you to this extent.

barelyfunctional · 23/07/2022 07:52

MissVantaBlack · 22/07/2022 23:31

I don't mind "Reader, I married him", but the expression that makes my teeth itch is, "other * are available" as a humorous aside after everything. Chatting about the ice cream you bought at Tesco? Other supermarkets are available! Reminiscing about your holiday in Portugal? Other resorts are available! Discussing the headlines on Al Jazeera last night? Other news stations are available! ENOUGH ALREADY! PLEASE STOP!

I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone do this!

MumOfNowGrownupKids · 23/07/2022 07:59

JaneJeffer · 22/07/2022 22:37

It is a truth universally acknowledged that Jane Austen did not write "Reader, I married him."

A truth, certainly, but not universally acknowledged as shown by the fact that the mistake needed to be corrected....

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 23/07/2022 08:04

AgathaAllAlong · 22/07/2022 23:03

It's a deliberate reference to the book it's not trying to be really clever. It's like people who throw famous movie quotes into conversation. Does that annoy you as well?

Frankly, my dear, I couldn't give a damn.

Grin
User12398712 · 23/07/2022 08:08

ChinBristles · 22/07/2022 22:20

Yes, when I was being taught creative writing, rule 1 was not to use cliches! And this is one of them. In fact, is it plagiarism?!

Imho Jane Eyre isn't a patch on Wuthering Heights. Written by Emily Bronte, who was the best Bronte!

Nobody should be doing "creative writing" on mumsnet so it doesn't matter. If someone is being creative, then they are a troll which is a far worse problem than using a quote that you don't like.

TeleFoam · 23/07/2022 08:09

It's usually written by someone rather average who's attention seeking.

BlossomsOnATree · 23/07/2022 08:11

I see it a lot on Twitter but I do follow a lot of authors and publishing types. I love Jane Eyre, despite it being so disastrously “problematic”, it’s one of my favourite books. Like any meme/internet trend, it might be a bit witty the first time but then everyone copies it and it’s boring (and I often think eww did you? - but I’m kind of over men at this point!)

BlossomsOnATree · 23/07/2022 08:17

Oh and I’m definitely team JE not WH! WH is fascinating but it’s a plotting mess and Heathcliff is an even worse love interest than Rochester. I do like Austen too. Also full of unworthy blokes.

AbsoluteShambles · 23/07/2022 08:36

MurderAtTheBeautyPageant · 23/07/2022 01:38

'It was the best of lines, it was the worst of lines...'

😂

sunglassesonthetable · 23/07/2022 08:57

Meh......Twas ever thus.

DorritLittle · 23/07/2022 08:57

It’s not a feminist statement, nor is it romantic. She married a man who locked his forest wife in the attic, hired her to teach his bastard child, and who tried to commit bigamy!

Good point.

DorritLittle · 23/07/2022 09:09

WH is fascinating but it’s a plotting mess and Heathcliff is an even worse love interest than Rochester

Why do you think it is a plotting mess? I thought the opposite. It is a complex masterpiece. I also like Jane Eyre. I am not on either team.

Also Heathcliffe isn't really a love interest as such. It's not a romantic story, you don't have to like him.

dudsville · 23/07/2022 09:11

DorritLittle · 23/07/2022 08:57

It’s not a feminist statement, nor is it romantic. She married a man who locked his forest wife in the attic, hired her to teach his bastard child, and who tried to commit bigamy!

Good point.

Yes but the book isn't about him. It's not a romance. The book is about the events that shaped Jane's character, her sense of self. She did not stay with him as he asked once she found out he had a wife in the attic and lied to her. She left, independently, with nothing, was homeless and hungry, found her way forward. She's an amazing character.

dudsville · 23/07/2022 09:11

Also, nothing about their relationship was romantic or swoony.

TheVanguardSix · 23/07/2022 09:15

In the context of Jane Eyre, it’s fine I guess. But MNers referring to us as ‘Reader/s’ in their posts need a swift slap.

ChinBristles · 23/07/2022 09:32

I do see it on MN but I was more thinking about when I read it in other books/newspaper articles.

And yes, I did have a fantastic sleep after getting that off my chest. Interesting to see I'm not the only person who finds it irritating!

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JaneJeffer · 23/07/2022 11:51

Frankly, my dear, I couldn't give a damn.
Grin

BalloonsAndWhistles · 23/07/2022 12:12

Pass the sick bucket.

MurderAtTheBeautyPageant · 23/07/2022 12:15

BalloonsAndWhistles · 23/07/2022 12:12

Pass the sick bucket.

That one's either Middlemarch or The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole.

newhere989 · 23/07/2022 12:22

BalloonsAndWhistles · 23/07/2022 12:12

Pass the sick bucket.

😂

BlossomsOnATree · 23/07/2022 13:03

*Why do you think it is a plotting mess? I thought the opposite. It is a complex masterpiece. I also like Jane Eyre. I am not on either team.

Also Heathcliffe isn't really a love interest as such. It's not a romantic story, you don't have to like him.*

I suppose a "mess" / episodic series of awkward pairings between confusingly similarly named people interspersed with most of them dying, can also be a masterpiece, but it doesn't seem to have an arc or any sense of resolution. That doesn't mean it's terrible, I just prefer Jane Eyre. I kind of have more respect for Emily as a person than Charlotte always moping over brooding married older blokes, and Jane Eyre reflects her obsession, but I do think it's better plotted.

riotlady · 23/07/2022 13:23

BlossomsOnATree · 23/07/2022 13:03

*Why do you think it is a plotting mess? I thought the opposite. It is a complex masterpiece. I also like Jane Eyre. I am not on either team.

Also Heathcliffe isn't really a love interest as such. It's not a romantic story, you don't have to like him.*

I suppose a "mess" / episodic series of awkward pairings between confusingly similarly named people interspersed with most of them dying, can also be a masterpiece, but it doesn't seem to have an arc or any sense of resolution. That doesn't mean it's terrible, I just prefer Jane Eyre. I kind of have more respect for Emily as a person than Charlotte always moping over brooding married older blokes, and Jane Eyre reflects her obsession, but I do think it's better plotted.

made me think of this comic!

"Reader, I married him".
chilliesandspices · 23/07/2022 13:29

BunnyChowLover · 22/07/2022 22:05

Awww I love this!