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What's the on-a-campsite-in-France version of the dressing gown of Doom?

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Gubu · 20/07/2022 17:06

Dh needs to know. He's come down with "a dose". Dressing gown unavailable. He's currently snuffling and shuffling around our cabin yoke in his jocks. Tissues are mounting by the bed. He's considering how to ration out the covid tests we brought (were still in my bag from a work trip I took last week) and wondering where the nearest pharmacy is. I think I'll have to open some of the wine I was planning to bring home with us.* <Le sigh>

*Am posting here so I can be not a bitch supportive in real life.

OP posts:
CrazyBaubles · 20/07/2022 18:55

Gubu · 20/07/2022 17:34

And he's just shuffled out in the wrinkly tshirt of misery 😆if I had a prize, I'd send it to you @CrazyBaubles

Ooh I'm a winner 😂

Gubu · 20/07/2022 19:08

TheDogsMother · 20/07/2022 18:43

Robe de chambre de malheur.

Tell him he needs to isolate, close the door on him and open the wine.

I've left him to his box of ibuprofen. I'm in the bar with morish cocktails while the kids spend every coin they could scrounge up on a pinball machine. Bottoms up 🍹.

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DiscoHeat · 20/07/2022 23:20

Le caleçon de catastrophe!

ErrolTheDragon · 20/07/2022 23:46

Oh, everyone is suffering from the small speedos....

Snort...look on the bright side, your family may be spared that at least if he's too snotty to swim. He can stay dry in the trunks of tragedy.

TwoOwlSocks · 21/07/2022 00:49

The maillot of malaise.

IsThePopeCatholic · 22/08/2022 16:14

The trackies of trauma.

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