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Things that no word exists for ... but it should

146 replies

NightJohnBoy · 19/07/2022 23:20

When you feel a sneeze coming and you're looking forward to it and suddenly it disappears :(
Shneezenfreude

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tobee · 21/07/2022 21:45
  1. Someone who's not really a friend but you know them. I suppose acquaintance but that's not quite right?
  1. Something you probably did learn/know once but have now forgotten. There should be a word for that.
pinkstripeycat · 21/07/2022 21:46

Squiff70 · Yesterday 00:24
When you want something to eat but there's literally nothing you fancy.

Bookmark

Mumtumtastic · Yesterday 00:28
When you’re really really tired but can’t be bothered to get up and get yourself ready for bed (and actually go to bed)

(and linger on not really watching tele but have it on anyway and carry on browsing mumsnet! 😄)

Yes!!!! These!!!

GyozaGuiting · 21/07/2022 21:47

When you’re newly single and start dating again, but you meet someone amazing on date 1… and you wonder should I keep dating and try out more or keep this perfect one?!

pinkstripeycat · 21/07/2022 21:58

takeitandleaveit · Today 18:37
There has to be a word for that feeling of exasperation you get while standing at the checkout behind another customer who is taking all the time in the world.

That’s called FFS!!!!!! 😂

Cattenberg · 21/07/2022 22:14

OakTreex · 20/07/2022 00:30

When you love someone/something so much you want to squeeze them/it to death or bite/eat them Grin

This was mentioned on QI once. Apparently it’s called “cuddle aggression”.

Sh05 · 21/07/2022 22:24

janj2301 · 21/07/2022 19:13

When I lived in Indonesia I discovered they had a word for your child's in-laws, ie my daughter's, husband's parents in relation to me

These words exist in Gujarati too, maybe in Punjabi as well

GrandTheftAutumn · 21/07/2022 23:09

TheWayoftheLeaf · 19/07/2022 23:36

Humidititties..

I'll see myself out

Hahahaha love this!

waitingforspringflowers · 21/07/2022 23:14

OakTreex · 20/07/2022 00:30

When you love someone/something so much you want to squeeze them/it to death or bite/eat them Grin

I remember this fondly. I said to school class mate in first school (many many many years ago!) about this picture of a baby tiger and I said "I could kill it it's that cute!!!" And I got the look of all looks!! I bet she thinks I'm a serial killer now Blush

Cattenberg · 21/07/2022 23:49

The combination of regret and nostalgia I feel when I look back on my youth and wish I’d done more with it.

When people inadvertently reveal the truth by blurting out an answer to a question they haven’t been asked. E.g. “I’m not drunk”, “I’m not difficult to work for”, “I’m a nice guy”, or in the case of a 1940s murderer, “I didn’t start the fire”.

Mamanyt · 21/07/2022 23:50

TheWayoftheLeaf · 19/07/2022 23:36

Humidititties..

I'll see myself out

I want to be your neighbor! We'd SO get along!

Cattenberg · 21/07/2022 23:51

When you make two mistakes that cancel each other out. E.g. as a teenager, I once forgot my house keys, but I could still get in as I’d also forgotten to lock the front door 🤦‍♀️

CherrySocks · 22/07/2022 00:01

Idroppedthescrewinthetuna · 20/07/2022 20:56

That weird sicky thing that pops up and goes straight back down every now and then! I am never sick, but this happens quite frequently with me. Id love a name for it rather than 'eww i just swallowed that bubble if vomit'

Think it's called a mini sick

PinkArt · 22/07/2022 00:57

One word for 'aunts and uncles'. Most other family relationships have a plural regardless of gender - parents, grandparents, siblings, niblings, cousins - but this one doesn't.

Kikibabes · 22/07/2022 01:47

TheWayoftheLeaf · 19/07/2022 23:36

Humidititties..

I'll see myself out

😂😂😂😂 loved that! Thanks for the giggles 👍🏻👍🏻

Forgottenwhatsleepis · 22/07/2022 07:06

@ClinkyMonkey I've always called it an itch worm 🤣

LeuvenMan · 22/07/2022 07:16

(This one actually exists in German)
Kummelspek
Literally translated means "grief bacon"
It's their word for over eating because you're miserable
Sadly very appropriate for me sometimes 😩

Ejkmama · 22/07/2022 07:46

Amazing

Chocolatehamper · 22/07/2022 08:51

TheWayoftheLeaf · 19/07/2022 23:36

Humidititties..

I'll see myself out

That is brilliant… and one I shall use from here on in!!

stuckinashed · 22/07/2022 08:53

We call it a “wanger” 😄

happygolucky42 · 22/07/2022 09:11

The lull of when a series binge ends or a good book.

sunshinemode · 22/07/2022 09:17

Idroppedthescrewinthetuna · 20/07/2022 20:56

That weird sicky thing that pops up and goes straight back down every now and then! I am never sick, but this happens quite frequently with me. Id love a name for it rather than 'eww i just swallowed that bubble if vomit'

That’s reflux, I think.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 22/07/2022 09:27

@BoxOfCats , that reminded me of when a dd was on her German exchange trip and was trying to find the German words for why she was uncomfortably wriggling (my pants are up my crack).

After a few attempts light dawned in the German girl’s eyes. ‘Ah! Meine Unterhose klampft im Arsch!’ 😂

(IIRC there should be an umlaut over the a in klampft)

Isaidnomorecrisps · 22/07/2022 10:27

these made my day too 🤗
mine is that irritation when you wish something should be easier to do and why hasn’t someone sorted it
Or (in the U.K.) the nightmare which is trying to get a GP appointment / medical stuff sorted
LOVE humidititties !!

LindaEllen · 22/07/2022 10:39

ThanksAntsThants · 19/07/2022 23:39

Always been called a wanger in my house.

A wanger is something completely different where I live!

MrsWooster · 22/07/2022 10:49

Idroppedthescrewinthetuna · 20/07/2022 20:56

That weird sicky thing that pops up and goes straight back down every now and then! I am never sick, but this happens quite frequently with me. Id love a name for it rather than 'eww i just swallowed that bubble if vomit'

I know this one! It’s a waterbrash!

no idea why - a friend said it 40 years ago and it’s stuck.

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