Neeson or Butler to the rescue?

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Just thinking, watched Butler rescue someone yesterday and today Neeson is doing some brave rescuing. I think Butler, dh wants Neeson.

I want to be rescued by Henry Cavill as The Witcher

He loses as many as he saves so it's about 50% chance of shagging survival. Give me Krasinski. Save me as Jack Ryan, a laugh as Jim Halpert, shag as Jack Ryan.

I win.

Oh good call.

I'm picking Chuck Norris.

He'd get me rescued good and proper and there'd be no danger of complicating issues by falling in lust with him.

Ideally Jack Reacher but not the Tom Cruise version

*Don't we get a post rescue shag afterwards?

Because no doubt I'd be looking all rosy cheeked and tousle haired and breathless after the rescue. Then we would fall into a passionate embrace that turned into a superb shag*

Well this is the bit that goes wrong - too much longing and lust and not enough get the hell out.

I think I'd go for Jason Statham, he doesn't hang around making threats, he just rescues.

Chris Hemsworth. He demonstrated extremely sound rescuing credentials in Extraction and that's definitely why I'd pick him, not due to any other extraneous factors.

Big Sig also a great shout.

Out of those two choices, I’d pick Liam Neeson because Ive only seen Gerald Butler in PS I Love You and he was terrible and dead.

However if there’s a post rescue shag on the cards, Chris Hemsworth. He’s Thor and has loads of superhero mates to help him out. -and is fit

Chris Hemsworth. He demonstrated extremely sound rescuing credentials in Extraction and that's definitely why I'd pick him, not due to any other extraneous factors.

Excellent - someone who will survive

Is he fit? Hadn't noticed 😂😍