Things that people do that give you the rage (lighthearted)

[rubberhead]

So going to a shop earlier, parked far enough away from the door as my car is quite big and I like to keep it out of the way of trollies etc. There was a small car parked (badly) two bays up from me but it didn't affect my being one bay away. Test if car park was empty. I come out to discover some delight had shoehorned themselves into the empty bay beside me also I a massive car. As I get closer I can see they have kids. I also see that the door is flung open and hitting my door !!! I gave him such a look of "what the hell are you doimg ?) luckily my car wasn't damaged but why the feck would someone do that? It wasn't a child/ disability space so it made no sense that he struggled to get in while passing other empty spaces to get to the most awkward spot. Am I being weird for thinking this was weird lol?

Also big families in said shop - like a minimum of 4 of them! Can’t one of you stay at home/in the car with the kids!!? 😡
We do this (sorry!). We both work and I work in retail so sometimes Saturday and or Sunday so it’s generally that they collect me from work and in we go. It’s not every week and I appreciate we’re annoying because we take up so much space but I kind of enjoy the time (I know, I’m so sorry!)

Also people who walk into a shop and stop.

And people who load their shopping on the conveyor bet and then don't move when their shopping does, they just stand and watch it disappear as if it's going on a little holiday.

@BanjoVio is it

Miss ch verse

Miss chee verse

Caus I say the second one

Oh no I do all of them 😬

I’d say the first but would still be happy with the second. The third, ‘mis-chee-vee-ous’ option is the unacceptable one. The number of kids I teach who spell it ‘mischievious’ and then look at me utterly bewildered when I underline it in their books is unreal 😩

People who drive at 40 in a 60, then upon coming to a village where the speed limit is 30, they pull away from you still doing 40 then on the other side of the village where it goes back to 60, you catch up with them again 🤬🤬

People who only take their trolley up and down the main aisle in the supermarket, they abandon it on an aisle end, blocking shelves while they are off up the aisle picking up their shopping. JUST TAKE THE TROLLEY WITH YOU FFS!

My daughters school have an app for sending out messages, all they use it for is to tell us they've sent an email out! "Please check your email for this months newsletter." Etc etc

People who get off the escalator and then immediately stop, blocking the next people who then have to shove them because escalators don't stop!

People who chew loudly

What’s wrong with reclining your seat in the cinema?!

At a popular discount village someone tried to squeeze into a similar space as I was walking past over the weekend. She failed and gave up, pulling out AND badly damaged the already parked car's bumper! So I stopped and stated hoping that would shame her into doing the right thing. IT DID NOT! She proceeded to reverse back past the car she had damaged and parked on the other side of the car park! Of course I left a note with her regarding number on and then I was leaving saw the couple return to the damaged car so went and told them where she was! Who on earth behaves that way!!! 😡

People who stop just inside the supermarket doors. Why???

People who know they’re in the wrong lane but wait until the last minute before shoving over without indicting and making other cars slam the brakes on.

People that buy a giant SUV that they can’t manoeuvre so block the car park doing a 10,000 point turn because they’re no idea how big the stupid thing is

Because it left me with no room to stretch my legs?

When you ask a question and get the following responses - "what's that?", "have you tried <insert really obvious answer>" "never heard of it". A FB friend did ask if my parents suspected anything. If she knew anything about the condition I have, she'd know it's not always obvious and because there are many symptoms, it's put down to something else.

People using the term ‘smashed it’ for everything!

Lost a pound in weight - you smashed it
Swum 2 lengths - you smashed it
Cooked dinner - you smashed it 🤣🤣

‘Having a wine’
‘wine o’clock’

Makes me want to kill somebody. Along with this accepted wisdom that Prosecco is some amazing drink for special times. It’s pretty awful stuff really.

You forgot "on a school night"

Yes this !!!!!!
Or when something goes wrong the saying of “but we move” arggggggghhhhh

Dogs tied up. There's one near me and it's tied up all day. It's so bored. What's the point in having a dog.

I hate it. Also when people say "you've got this".

Where I live petrol stations are usually combined with a supermarket. The result being you can't get in to the pumps because someones doing their bloody shopping inside.

@dropthevipers @Overtired201984

I believe that the staff have to maintain a fast pace at the checkout.
You're not meant to pack at the checkout, you're supposed to use the long counter at the front of the shop to pack.

The phrase "game changer".

Cashiers who start scanning my shopping before I've finished emptying my trolley. Meaning I have a pile waiting for me that I have to rush to pack.

Drivers who have filled their car with fuel and decide to do a weekly shop when they go in to pay. Almost always happens to me at the Tesco metro fuel station.

Yes I get this , and I do pack at the counter , but they still throw at you when there is no need.

Oh dear! I "ding" people on the shared-use path on my bike, even if they are over to one side. It's not to tell them to get out of the way though - it's to warn them I am approaching as they may be deep in thought, listening to music etc and not be expecting to be passed by a bike!

Get fuel from the pay at pump bay and then proceed to go into the kiosk to pay 😡 absolutely gets me fuming! It's always older white men!
And putting my jumper on backwards!

People who have a baby and think everyone wants to coo and fuss over said baby. No thanks.

People who talk about themselves constantly and if you try to talk about you, you can see them physically zone out coz they aren't interested

My kids when they argue over stupid shit like what shade of blue the cup is (an actual argument last week)

My husband

Neighbours who let their dog out at 10pm every night and let it bark bark bark for 20 minutes. EVERY SINGLE NIGHT