A woman is looking to buy a parrot. At the pet shop she finds that all the parrots are priced at £1000, except one which is priced at £10.
"Why is that one so cheap?" asks the woman.
"It was rescued from a brothel," replies the shopkeeper.
"I'll take him'" says the woman, and hands over a tenner.
When she gets the parrot home, the bird chirps up with: "Ah! A new brothel!" The woman laughs.
Then, the woman's two young daughters come home from school, and the parrot chirps up with: "Good! Two new prossies!" The girls laugh.
Then, the husband comes home, and the bird says "Dave! Where the fuck have you been these past two weeks?"