Ever done things like this:
"No it wasn't me who bumped your car, even though I agree you do have blue paint on your bumper. It'll be one of those Amazon delivery drivers, always in a rush. Check my car if you like" - when you have used T-Cut on yours, had it washed and put paint matching Simoniz on first
"Sorry I have only just found this, it went into my junk box" - self explanatory
"I've been busy chatting to Steve about a project" - when you are late and you go and find Steve to talk to about work, to disguise the fact you are late
"Sorry I'm late, I hadn't filled in my forms and tried to do it on my phone this morning but it wouldn't work so I had to log onto the laptop" - to the dentist. Late because you couldn't get your sorry ass out of bed.
Saw this on Facebook and tried to think of my own. I've lied and said somebody is at the door and I am WFH when I'm not just because I don't want to talk to someone.