So I have been watching Channel 4 New Life in the Sun.
And it has really been an eye opener.
It made me think...does the UK actually suck? And we are too institutionalised/subject to propaganda to realise?
Here are the reasons the UK sucks:
- Weather sucks and the country looks dark and grey all the time
- Roads are narrow, unpleasant to use, and crowded everywhere
- Houses are small and full of mould everywhere you look. There is nothing romantic about the Cotswolds: it's ancient peasant housing that should be knocked down
- People look pale and miserable
- NHS only useful when you reach 65+
- Rate of tax is astronomically high (I am two years into a graduate job pays marginal tax is 60%)
- There is crime and general decrepitude everywhere you look
- Idiots in charge of the country with no critical thinking ability
- National caste system as a derivative of Norman invaders
- Opportunities for young people suck because they can't earn enough to buy houses to offers stable family life
- Low-level drug dealing in every city/town/village if you know what to look out for
- Private school now astronomically expensive
- Every business transaction is in some way a scam in the UK. Low-level scamming each other is the basis of the British economy
- Legacy of colonialism, sexism, institutional racism, caste system derived from royals. It's basically just awful.
What do you think?