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I just got shat on

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kimfox · 22/05/2022 18:15

Literally shat on ( although I'm now having trouble accepting that shat is the correct past tense inflection of shit). I'm having a crappy day (pun intended), I'm peri-menopausal, just got my period, (which can fuck off as well) kids are all worrying me etc Blah blah blah - came to sit outside to drink a can of Tart Rhubarb water in peace and a bastarding bird flew over and shit bombed me. Fucks sake!! Please someone come and tell me this means 50 years of good luck or something!!!

(In case anyone is wondering, I can confirm that fresh bird shit is warm)

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FGSWhatNow · 22/05/2022 22:52

Yep, me too. Fucking pigeon got me. Standing on the train platform at the crack of dawn, on my way to London for a Big Meeting with clients, lawyers, company bigwigs, etc. In my hair, down my coat, trousers and shoe, and all over my laptop bag. Gawd knows how long it had been storing it up, the splat was fucking enormous. Spent most of the two hour journey trying to clean myself up with damp toilet roll and tissues, then as soon as I got to the office had to rinse one side of my hair in the washbasin and dry it under the hand dryer. I hated that fecking pigeon.

Meeting went well though!

Knifer · 22/05/2022 23:15

YorkshireDude · 22/05/2022 18:21

It's supposed to indicate good luck is coming your way when a bird poos on you.

Come now. Surely that's just to make you feel better about a bird flying over, opening its arsehole and relieving its bowels all over you? Of all the places the shit could have landed, it landed on your body/food/drink etc? That's UNlucky!

Oceanus · 22/05/2022 23:36

In Portugal that's seen as good luck, so get yourself a lottery ticket!😉

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mjf981 · 23/05/2022 03:59

I was walking with my brother to school when we were about 8/10. He was being his typical annoying self. A bird shat on his head half way there. Massive white poo in the middle of his head. To this day, I think that moment was one of the highlights of my childhood!

Helenahandkart · 23/05/2022 22:45

@frazzledasarock
Nope. Had to get a man to come round and saw a piece out of my door frame. It wasn’t a good day.

echt · 23/05/2022 23:20

It's good luck, though: muck for luck as they said in my youth.

I'm now wondering if the possum who crossed my path, ran up a tree and pissed on my head counts too.

Hawkins001 · 24/05/2022 00:22

I had a hatching of baby spiders on my hat today. Wondered what was happening, it was like sas troops, sliding down the hat.

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