Peppa Pig Question

[Mysterian]

Does Peppa Pig live in some kind of extreme segregated society where you're only allowed to marry somebody from your species? Possibly enforced by a quasi-military organisation controlled by the state? Or are pigs and sheep and donkey and iguanas allowed to love whoever they want? I don't remember seeing any 'Mrs Rabbit-Dog' or similar in any of the documentaries, or reading about any horse/bat offspring.

Isn't that the case for most animals though 🤣

I think you've watched too much of it today haha

My advice... have a cup of tea and don't think too deeply.

Or you will be wondering if that means Mummy and Daddy Pig are actually related, and why dies George have a non alliterative name. But your youngest child is 9 and hasn't watched in 5 years...

I often ponder when being forced to watch the dreaded peppa pig who decides which animals live in the zoo and which ones are functioning members of society

Mummy and daddy pig clearly didn't get the memo, either that or they thought Peter Pig was a bit crap 😂

Don't mention Mr. Wolf. So hot

Surely all the animals fancy Miss Rabbit? She's utterly gorgeous!

And do they all have to use their species names as their surnames by law? Wouldn't one Pig somewhere end up getting divorced and want to be called Miss Sanderson to help move on?

And I'm drinking tea as I type.

I'm more concerned about why the characters eyes are on one side of their faces 🤣

What do the carnivores eat....?

Also why does a 12 year old boy run the entirety of adventure bays emergency services (paw patrol). Who funds it!? Why do the pups talk but no other animals can?

@luckydog7 I wondered who has given him a license to drive a massive mobile home thing (movie).

Also:

Why hasn't Norman Price been moved to some sort of specialist juvenile facility?

Why does the vet look after some animals who don’t talk but the doctor looks after the ones who do

Omg @meow1989

We (oh and i) talked about that. We are convinced that Norman price and the other kids ARE in a juvenile detention center. Its the only reason they have their own specialised emergency staff to deal with the inmates.

Bloody hell. I think you're onto something here.

Also...

Cocomelon. The kids are aliens. Only explanation for why their heads are so freakishly massive. Much bigger then their parents side by side.

Mr Bull definitely fancies Miss Rabbit. When it snowed he plowed the road all the way to the beach for her to drive there.

There is definitely an underlying sexual tension between them.

Well it's quite obvious that interspecies relationships happen but they are infertile so never have offspring.

Pedro Pony quite obviously fancies Peppa but it'll not happen for them when they grow up.

I presume there are nearby villages with other appropriate animals to marry etc to stop the whole family thing.

Me too!

@meow1989 My theory: Norman walked in on Fireman Sam shagging his mum in the shop after closing, put two and two together, quickly realising his true parentage seeing as though him and Sam are the only two gingers in the village. In order to ensure that Norman keeps quiet about Sam and Dilys’ dirty little secret, Sam let’s Norman get away with wreaking havoc around Ponty Pandy 👀👀

Cousin Chloe and Baby Alexander also don't have alliterative names, for no good reason.

Why isn’t the Queen a lizard?

I don't have an answer but I bet Miss Rabbit is here on FWR boards. She's the hardest working woman in show business - Sister relies on no man and is definitely doing it for herself!

And why does everyone live on the top of a hill?

What are house insurance costs in Pontypandy?
Does Miss Hooley fancy PC Plum?
Are the Pontypines seriously overcrowded?

Yep I agree!

Never was a child so in need of SS intervention than Norman Price!

Why does postman pat still have a highly respected job? The man has bollocksed up every delivery since I was a child!