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What were you told growing up that were just pure lies!

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Magik01 · 26/04/2022 19:35

Talking about this today with a friend, apart from the obvious Santa/Easter bunny/tooth fairy.

I was that chewing gum (as in the long flat ones back in the 90s) were made of cob webs. And if you ever swallowed gum it would stay inside for 7 years. 😂

That bread crusts would make your hair curly.

Has anyone else heard these or have any random things they were told as a child?!

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LeftieLucy · 26/04/2022 21:15

We had the glass-in-heart one too.

if you told a lie you’d get spots on your tongue.

eating your greens would give you rosy cheeks and sparkly eyes.

wonkygorgeous · 26/04/2022 21:19

1970's

That if you dared to swallow chewing gum it wrapped around your heart and caused it to stop.

That my relatives lived over the hill yonder. Well they turned out to be a seven hour car journey so a bit further than the hill.

That it's so dirty in the north everything has to be boil washed to get the dirt out. Shock

Also had to wait an hour after eating to go in the water. I remember eating a sandwich on the beach as a child and being too scared to paddle to my ankles afterwards.

My dad told me I'd been born in a bucket. Said with such a straight face and backed up by my mum that I was almost eight before i realised it couldn't be true. I felt very rejected for a long time thinking they had left me in a bucket. It must have been so absurd to them it was funny and I was a sensitive, easily to wind up child

Always hang a horseshoe with the ends pointing up so the luck couldn't fall out. Also if you carry (a very heavy) horseshoe it must also be carried in the same fashion so the luck couldn't fall out.

Never open an umbrella indoors. Never bring an open umbrella indoors.

Don't pass on the stairs, very difficult in department stores.

Throw spilled salt over your left shoulder to blind the devil.

Count your magpies

Always buy white heather from a peddler.

Never go under a ladder even if you have to move into oncoming traffic to avoid this.

If you swallow an apple core you'll get a tree growing in your stomach.

If you went outside with damp hair you'd catch a cold.

Money spiders in your hair bring you money.

If you didn't tuck your vest into your knickers you'd catch a cold. Not very cool to be told this as a teenager begging to have a crop top.

That wearing red nail varnish indicated you were a loose woman.

That wearing an ankle bracelet was a way to indicate you were a prostitute.

When Channel 4 was launched apparently it was to risqué for under 18's to watch, and ITV was low quality production. BBC only for us Hmm

That radio 1 was also too risqué and not to be listened to. God forbid I might want to watch Top of the Pops.

No drink until after your meal as it would spoil your appetite.

Sip orange juice, it's not a drink it's a treat.

More than 6 inches of water in a bath is excessive.

Tin foil is incredibly expensive and must be washed an reused. I discovered once I left home that it wasn't at all expensive.

Shampoo was too expensive for children, we used washing up liquid and had very knotty hair.

Bread and butter must be eaten with fish and chips.

Rum in a baby's bottle helps it sleep. Shock

Tea in a baby's bottle helps it wake. Shock

So many... some of which I can't get past today.

BrylcreamBeret · 26/04/2022 21:21

That boogers are comprised entirely of brain matter that falls into your nose. That chewing gum doesn't get digested when swallowed, but goes directly to your lungs where it stays for decades. That going to bed/leaving the house with wet hair would give you pneumonia. That not wearing a coat will make you catch a cold. That raw bacon tastes exactly like salmon bleurgh.

BertieBotts · 26/04/2022 21:29

If you swallow hair it will go into a knot in your intestines.

Chewing gum will stay inside you for years.

I am sure I remember learning that men had one less rib than women, and that the bible story of Eve being created from one of Adam's ribs explained this. I didn't think that the bible story was literally true, but I thought the rib difference was true.

Comedycook · 26/04/2022 21:30

Putting new shoes on the table is bad luck

Daffodilsdance · 26/04/2022 21:32

seashaken · 26/04/2022 19:51

I grew up in a seaside town in Essex and my parents told me the lights across the water were France, and if I was good they'd take me there one day. I'm not sure how old I was when I worked out it was really Kent.

I spent all of my holidays at my gran’s in Kent and thought the lights in Essex were France 😂@seashaken

MatildaJayne · 26/04/2022 21:33

BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 26/04/2022 20:00

That giant rhubarb is where elephants lay their eggs. (It's quite a specific one as a family member had an absolutely massive clump of giant rhubarb in their garden.)

🎶Ha ha ha
Hee hee hee
Elephants nest
In a rhubarb tree🎶

AnImaginaryCat · 26/04/2022 21:34

Quite a lot of these.

Also there was one about drinking milk and eating an orange at the same time. I can't recall the exact details but I think it was along the lines of the milk would curdle in your stomach and you'd be really ill (or maybe it was die). I do recall it horrified me.

Ididanamechange · 26/04/2022 21:34

That all the toys in toysRus were in plain cardboard boxes so there was no point going into to look at them. Well played mum, well played.

MintyGreenDream · 26/04/2022 21:36

That if you swallowed chewing gum it would wrap around your lung and you'd choke

Rabidturnip · 26/04/2022 21:40

That when my dad said he was going to see a man about a dog, he wasn’t actually 🙄

WeDontShutUpAboutBruno · 26/04/2022 21:46

I had an awful childhood so have blocked most of it out, however I will admit to some of my not so fine parenting lies.

Until my dc were around 5 or so they wholeheartedly believed that when they lied they got special spots on their head that only Mums could see 😂I always knew when they had lied or were about to because they would cover their foreheads.

I also made up a little 8 year old boy called Little Jimmy when my (now 20yo) was around 4, this lad has been 8 forever, every single time my kids complained about anything Little Jimmy always had it worse, they didn't like their tea, little Jimmy never had tea, they complained about homework, little Jimmy never got homework because school is a privilege so they should be glad to do it, they didn't want to go to bed, little Jimmy doesn't have a bed and never complains.... literally everything they moaned about poor Jimmy had it 100 times worse. They find it hysterical now, and little Jimmy gets a stocking at Christmas (toys donated to charity) in his name 😂

Ds also believed for many years that the black eyes peas names were Will I Am, Fergie, Bob and Fred 😂 I made up the last 2 names one day and didn't realise he believed it for about 5 years.

I am a terrible parent 😃

Daffodilsdance · 26/04/2022 21:48

That I would get “women’s problems” if I say on the cold ground .
That I would get blood poisoning if I wrote on my hand .
That I would catch pneumonia if I went outside with wet hair .
That milk was far too expensive to drink , there was only enough to put in coffee.
That smoking was normal - from a very young age my mum would write me a note so the lady in the corner shop would let me buy cigarettes for her . It began when I was around my son’s age (6) , which I can’t believe happened .

Pudmyboy · 26/04/2022 21:50

Onionpatch · 26/04/2022 20:06

If i dived in the pool with goggles on it would create a vacuum and my eyes would pop out.

🤣🤣🤣

Louise0701 · 26/04/2022 21:50

@stimpyyouidiot haha I tell my children this!

Louise0701 · 26/04/2022 21:52

@BertieBotts is the hair one not true????

bellsbuss · 26/04/2022 21:54

@Giggorata I'm embarrassed to say that I still don't sit with my back to a fire as I thought it was true Blush

Comedycook · 26/04/2022 21:57

I didn't tell my children this but when they were younger I was quite strict about them not having fizzy drinks...and ds actually thought they were illegal.

Magik01 · 26/04/2022 21:57

BertieBotts · 26/04/2022 21:29

If you swallow hair it will go into a knot in your intestines.

Chewing gum will stay inside you for years.

I am sure I remember learning that men had one less rib than women, and that the bible story of Eve being created from one of Adam's ribs explained this. I didn't think that the bible story was literally true, but I thought the rib difference was true.

What?! The rib thing isn’t true??? Well I was today years old when I learnt this 😮

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DinosaursEatMan · 26/04/2022 22:04

That swallowing chewing gum would kill you
Scratching a scab would lead to blood poisoning and a horrible death.
swimming after food would kill you
If you wandered off in a shop the assistants would abduct you!

iamwhoiammm · 26/04/2022 22:09

Best one of my mum was if you look at dog poo you go blind!!

If you eat carrots they help you see in the dark

If you swallow gum it gets stuck around your bum then it has to be picked off

I was the baby in the sun teletubbies

WeDontShutUpAboutBruno · 26/04/2022 22:11

Magik01 · 26/04/2022 21:57

What?! The rib thing isn’t true??? Well I was today years old when I learnt this 😮

Oh my god, I'm in my 40s and have believed this my whole life. I just googled to be extra sure.

Mind blown.

PickledElf · 26/04/2022 22:24

If you sneeze with your eyes open you’re eyeballs will fallout

you can pop your eye out it’s socket and it’ll bounce around on the muscles stringy thing. Like a yo-yo. Tried to get my eye out on many occasions growing up by squeezing the part under my eye

swearing makes your face ugly

ThomasinaGallico · 26/04/2022 22:28

RishiRich · 26/04/2022 20:37

If you drew on yourself you'd get ink poisoning.

I hate to think what she’d have said about a classmate of mine who chewed her Bic so badly one day that she ended up with blue biro ink all round her mouth. 🤢

Pugfostermum · 26/04/2022 22:32

That there were no snakes In Ireland as St Patrick drove them all out. I know it’s a story, but I went to a very catholic school and this was presented as fact. My mother is still convinced of this.
it’s only in the last few years I’ve discovered it’s not true and I'm not religious any more! Not been for 25 years!

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