How huge a difference just one letter, never mind one word, can make!

[Wendyer]

I volunteer for a helpline. This morning, all volunteers got an email from the rota secretary about vacant slots on the rota. I quote:

“If you haven’t signed up yet there are some gays we would like you to fill. Urgently”.

Lol!

It really made me giggle.

It's a shame the G and the T are so close together when signing off an email "Regards"

My 10 year old son is obsessed with ducks. I texted him a photo of one and said “I bet you can’t wait to hold this fuck!” He couldn’t quite believe what I had done, and has told EVERYONE

@Allthegoodnamesaregoneffs

It's a shame the G and the T are so close together when signing off an email "Regards"

My old boss accidentally did that once. We worked with disabled people so it was extra bad

An email sent round the office 10 years ago from Jack asked us if we could support him with his sponsored wank.

I do hope you were suitably supportive @TargusEasting :)

Once got pulled over by the police for an non insured car. Had me in tears protesting my innocence.. 1 letter wrong on my insurance policy.. A not an I.
1 letter makes all the difference!!

@Wendyer

I do hope you were suitably supportive *@TargusEasting* :)

I wanted to lend a hand.

I'm a translator and do a lot of press releases. You would not believe the number of times I have put "pubic" instead of "public .

HCP - colleague once documented that a patient had "fatty lover disease"

@Theregoesmyhomebirth

HCP - colleague once documented that a patient had "fatty lover disease"

I think I’ve had that in the past … :)

I work in IT, more than once I've had emails reporting issues with dick space/ hard dicks.

I once started an email "dear county", but I missed out the o.

Luckily, noticed before I hit send

Sent out an email once - 'Can anyone do an extra shit on Saturday?'

No takers, unsurprisingly.

@Antarcticant

Sent out an email once - 'Can anyone do an extra shit on Saturday?'

No takers, unsurprisingly.

I’d have replied with “ why does it have to be on Saturday?”

To my boss 'I appreciate you're really busty'

To be fair she emailed back 'I think you have me beat there'

I typed fucksack instead of rucksack in a typing exam

In the days of floppy discs friends sent me a message on AOL messenger asking what should she do as her husband had come home with an corrupt dick.