Gosh, Cod was here before me and I've been here forever (well, a long time). I remember a Rhubarb, a Custard who I think became Custardo, Beetroot, who had a field and held a MN camping party, and Zebra who once insisted she dressed her kids for school before they went to bed to save time in the morning.
I am sure it was Cod who said boys are like dogs - if you don't exercise them daily you can't do anything with them, and she was bloody well right (I have 3).
That must have been very nearly 20 years ago! I had a different name then, something to do with hair as I was in the middle of a bad home-highlighting incident when I joined.