Help l can’t kill this turd.

[ArseInTheCoOpWindow]

I’ve flushed and flushed. Mashed it with a wire coathanger and it still won’t die. What do l do now?

< Dd and l hanging onto each other crying with laughing> but what’s wrong, why won’t it go?

Bucket of hot water chucked down the loo.

Hot water? Ok. I’ll go and find a bucket.

Sorry op but reading this made me.smigger out loud

Thanks btw i really really needed some light relief. Hope you get it sorted haha

The second poo thread in ten minutes……

Dh returned and ‘sorted’ it, but won’t say how!

Dd and l still hysterical with laughing.

Not hot. It'll stink.

Pop bottle with bottom cut off used as a plunger. If it a sensible size anyway. If no you'll have to cut it up.

Plastic bag the used bottle after bleaching it. BIN.

Yes bottle trick is THE best way, but don’t forget the lid or you’ll end up with poo on your face!

Next time you need a plunger

I did cut it up. With the coat hanger! It wouldn’t go though.

@ArseInTheCoOpWindow

I did cut it up. With the coat hanger! It wouldn’t go though.

Yuk, why are you posting about this and you sound like a poo troll.

Poo troll? The cheek. I’ve been on here since 2006.

Next ime you want a bucket of hot soapy washing up liquid water. Stand on a chair or similar and then pour it in in one big woosh from a height. Works a charm.

Half a bottle of liquid hand soap poured into loo. Wait couple of minutes and flush. Works every time, no idea how.

You need a poo knife...

I will remember the soap method🤞🏻

Never, ever, ever use hot water on poos!!! You cook them and the smell, omg, I’m gagging just thinking about it……..

Gloves on, take it out the loo, put in a dog poo bag, and then pop it in a poo bin in the local park.

I agree not to use hot water on things like dog or fox poo, but honestly it works really well in the toilet for some reason