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Please post your fridge jokes here...

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anorak · 05/01/2008 23:36

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What's white and kills you when it falls out of a tree? A fridge.

What's white and stands in the corner? A naughty fridge.

What's white and wears checked trousers? Rupert the fridge.

More please - my 7 yr old wants more!

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Califrau · 06/01/2008 16:04

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TheIceQueen · 06/01/2008 16:09

Q: What's white and can't climb trees?
A: A fridge.

Q: What's white and blue and can't climb trees?
A: A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Someone threw a fridge at it.

Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was sellotaped to the monkey.

Q: How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
A: Open the fridge door
Put the giraffe in
Close the fridge door.

Q: How do you put an elephant into the fridge?
A: Open the fridge door
Take out the giraffe
Put in the elephant
Close the fridge door.

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brimfull · 06/01/2008 16:12

have never heard f fridge jokes

I thought you meant those funny fridge magnets sayings

"I love to cook with wine..sometimes I even put it in the food" lame

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MrsBadger · 06/01/2008 16:19

we had a craze for these when we were about... ooh, 7 I guess. IceQueen has got most of them though.

what's black and white?
a fridge in a dinner jacket

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TheIceQueen · 06/01/2008 16:21

  • I didn't get them.......I googled them
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ivykaty44 · 06/01/2008 16:26

How do you know an elephant is hiding in the frisge?

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GeekBoy · 08/01/2008 16:21

Q. What's white and bangs at the end of the garden.
A. A fridge making a rabbit hutch...

The lemon jokes are along the same lines and utterly pointless.. ..but smile-inducing..

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