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anorak · 05/01/2008 23:36
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What's white and kills you when it falls out of a tree? A fridge.
What's white and stands in the corner? A naughty fridge.
What's white and wears checked trousers? Rupert the fridge.
More please - my 7 yr old wants more!
Califrau · 06/01/2008 16:04
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TheIceQueen · 06/01/2008 16:09
Q: What's white and can't climb trees?
A: A fridge.
Q: What's white and blue and can't climb trees?
A: A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Someone threw a fridge at it.
Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was sellotaped to the monkey.
Q: How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
A: Open the fridge door
Put the giraffe in
Close the fridge door.
Q: How do you put an elephant into the fridge?
A: Open the fridge door
Take out the giraffe
Put in the elephant
Close the fridge door.
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