What the hell, Sainsburys!?!

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Come on now. There's enough going on without the need for this filth!

Dear god.

That sounds really grim!

That actually sounds really nice

Bleurgh.
Chocolate is delicious. Houmous is delicious.
Together? Horrible. They've taken two good things and ruined them both.

who on earth would buy that! hideous

M&S are selling marmite hot cross buns and cheese hot cross buns.

Just wrong.

Jaffa cakes with pineapple or blackcurrant in them!!
The clue is in the name - Jaffa is 🍊- only orange.

What the chuff's that?!

Ew I think this sounds awful! And hilarious!

Sounds like a pudding.

Chocolate flavoured houmous,...
I've bloody seen it all now.

This needs to stop... 🤮🤮

Oh god why are we sold chocolate ALL year round. First Christmas, then have you noticed Easter eggs have been in sale for ages. It is ridiculous. I say that as a chocoholic.

Do they still do chocolate flavour peas in Iceland. They were invented when my kids were small but never bought them as they seemed such an abomination.

It’s like the result of a task on The Apprentice

The dirty, dirty fucking bastards.

This is a true story, and I can’t be arsed to change my user name.
Anyhow, back in the early 80s I worked as a food buyer for Sainsburys. I bought chilled foods, quiches, sausage rolls that sort of thing. I was then moved to buy chilled pizzas, taking over from someone who left suddenly.
I had the dubious ‘honour’ of launching the last product he had developed. It was, I kid you not, a cheese and tomato pizza topped with muesli!
It lasted less than a week on the shelves.

I didn't see the carrots at first and read it as "carrot-and-chocolate-flavoured humous"!

They used to do a feta hummus which was delicious. Why are they wasting time and energy on this abomination?

Chocolate hummus is an American thing, I see it a lot on the calorie counting groups. It'll just be a chocolate spread type thing made with chickpeas and no garlic. Would that and apple slices be nicer? Or little bread sticks.

I need marmite & cheese hot cross buns (or are they separate items?)

Presumably aimed at getting some veg into chocolate obsessed kids. I think it sounds gross but my 3yo eats ketchup with a spoon so may be into it.

@KittenKong M&S have always done disgusting things with food. I remember a lumpy milkshake they did - put little balls of something in a perfectly nice milkshake 🤢

[quote humanbeansiskillingeachother]@KittenKong M&S have always done disgusting things with food. I remember a lumpy milkshake they did - put little balls of something in a perfectly nice milkshake 🤢[/quote]
Sounds like bubble tea, which is all the rage with young uns!

Yuk, totally bleurgghh. Anyone caught buying those should be forced to do an LFT, there’s no way they can have a normal sense of taste😆

@user1745

I didn't see the carrots at first and read it as "carrot-and-chocolate-flavoured humous"!

That's how it reads when you glance at it -which is exactly what shoppers will do. The fools should have called it chocolate flavoured houmous and carrots.

Then put it in the bin.