WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll ·
11/02/2022 02:33
What on earth are Morrisons (Nutmeg clothes) playing at?! Along with presumably every other More card holder (apparently men as well as women), I received an email with the same subject line as the title of this thread.
All designed around the assumption that 'Galentine's Day' is A Thing and a known, loved, established tradition. It was like Black Friday a few years back, all over again.
Going on the silly buzz-phrase "Style it out with your sisters", the imploring me to "Celebrate the friendships which have you giggling and smiling from ear-to-ear this Galentines", the question "How are you spending your Galentine's day this year?" and the encouragement to "Share your Instagram post using #MyNutmegGalentines" in anticipation of the fact that they have a "Cute new collection coming soon!", I think I have a very vague idea what they might be driving at.
If their intention was to make me do a sick into my mouth, it was a great success. If they were hoping to excite me about their new clothes range.... not really at all.
Do they think all of their customers are excitable 4-year-olds (except ones with lots of money to spend)? To quote one of Victoria Coren-Mitchell's excellent responses, "Would you be able to repeat that - but this time just a little more patronising?!"
The next email in my inbox was the latest in an increasingly-fervent series from BP, urgently informing me that their petrol stations were the ideal place to buy last minute gifts for 'that special person' - with a photo of Count Arthur Strong's understudy, looking thrilled that he's managed to use his amazing powers of romantic perception to track down those perfect original tokens of eternal love: flowers and chocolates. They had at least spelled the day's name traditionally with a 'v', granted. Reportedly, they will be "heartbroken" if I miss out on this fabulous opportunity to earn a bonus 150 reward points, worth 75p in store.
Am I just getting old or are marketing people just getting increasingly clueless these days? They're parodying their own art now. Would these adverts have you reaching for your purse.... or for the sick bucket?!