Well, you don't see that in the supermarket car park every day

[Dustyblue]

I'm unsure if I should be disturbed or not, but I'm struggling to get this image out of my brain.

Was walking through a car park along the pedestrian lane, with my 5 y/o and many other shoppers. Stopped to let someone past with a trolley, and saw a man in the drivers' seat of the parked car next to me, head back, looking to be asleep, with (what I thought) was a small dog on his lap.

The 'dog' had long silky hair, and he was stroking it enthusiastically... took a closer look and realized it was a woman's head and a BJ was being carried out in full view of us passersby.

I couldn't pass by fast enough. What are people thinking? So relieved DS didn't seem to notice so I didn't have to explain that one.

@Riapia

Photo or it didn’t happen.😁

Bleurgh! I must say that didn't occur to me.

I should've taken the license plate though. Wasn't quick enough through the shock. I will next time (praying there is no next time).

@squashyhat

DH and I once went for a Sunday morning walk in a local forest. He drove into the car park which was empty except for one other car. Which had steamed up windows and was moving slightly suggesting some action going on inside. DH proceeded to park right next to it completely oblivious. I suggested some other area of the car park might be better, he moved and before we had got out the other car drove away. I felt quite sorry for the occupants

Hah, my dh did this. Empty huge car park by a public park early Sunday morning. He parks RIGHT NEXT to the only car there in a far corner. We all spill out, kids, elderly auntie etc. The car is steamy and moving! Felt really sorry for them, invading their privacy!

Gross, nothing as strange as folk!

Was it at least a M&S car park..?!

He wasn't invading their privacy, he parked in a public car park. The couple invaded your right to peace and quiet by having a sordid sex show in a public space.

I find putting on police siren soundtrack on YouTube on a loud volume quite useful in these circumstances

Are you sure she wasn't practicing for the changes to the Highway Code and got a bit mixed up with the Dutch reach?

Was it Tesco?

They do say every little helps.

The car park next to my old school had public toilets that were renowned for being a gay meeting place, in daytime. It often got raided by the Police, in full view of all the parents waiting for their kids to come out of school.

I had this but in a field next to a primary and secondary school in the middle of the day in the middle of the field!
Adults too! I called the police and they are and arrested them!

Got up early over Christmas to go to Morrisons and as I walked into the trolly bay there was a bloke having a poo. I was quite taken aback lol. I felt all weird and the first thing that popped into my head was to offer him a disposable face mask to wipe his bum 🙈

Ewwwwwww