Nobody told Boris Johnson it was his Birthday

[Chuechebache]

Whilst the man is bumbling about in hospitals, the Tories are crumbling to shit😃.

It's getting beyond a joke now, he needs to go.
Sickening how it seems to be one rule for us, but not them, they're above the rules.
Pissed off that whilst I stuck to them properly, they were pissing about having parties.

It's the drip drip of shit parties that annoys me the most.

Just be like - we partied hard on this, this and this date. At least be a bit honest about having been so dishonest.

People were dying and it was just a joke to them.

People are going without food and heating and it's just a joke to them.

NHS and social care is collapsing and that's just a joke to them.

I'll be having a bloody party when they're finally ousted, the bunch of scum sucking bottom feeders that they are.

I just can't believe he's not been forced out, he's bloody useless and the shit still doesn't stick!

He’s like a husband caught cheating - only admits as much as he has to when faced with evidence, gaslights and minimises.

But a cheating husband is what he is, so we should not expect better.

He’s a turd that won’t flush away.

He’s like a posh Lauren from the Catherine Tate show

‘Prime minister, did you have a party?’

‘No but yes but what actually erm no well yes but actually erm hmm well what I will say is erm that erm actually no but erm also well I would have to hmmm say actually maybe but erm hmmm…’

I'm much angrier about brexit than I am about parties. He shouldn't have got anywhere near no 10 in the first place.

Peckhamspring

He’s like a posh Lauren from the Catherine Tate show

‘Prime minister, did you have a party?’

‘No but yes but what actually erm no well yes but actually erm hmm well what I will say is erm that erm actually no but erm also well I would have to hmmm say actually maybe but erm hmmm…’

🤣😂🤣

@GrendelsGrandma.Agree.Everything he ever promised with Brexit is also a big lie.

Without a party and a cake and a guest called Lulu, how would anyone expect to know it was their birthday?