It never used to but now I’m noticing that it seems to have become a recurring problem (across a range of toilets), which has coincided with pregnancy and the birth of my baby last March.
Which is the best explanation?
A) I’m fat now. Can’t tell you how fat because I daren’t weigh myself but I don’t fit into my old jeans
B) I changed wiping position when pregnant and never regained my original style
C) my toilet is old and my parents’ ones are new but probably cheap rubbish ones or very expensive over-stylish ones, can’t decide which, but certainly unsatisfactory in various ways (eg if you flush with lid open you get splashed in the face!)
D) who cares, but call it a loo not a toilet ffs
E) other