If you could ban anything, what would you ban?

[NewWateringCan]

As above.
This is one of my favourite topics of conversation. It can be anything you like, no rules, but ideally small, petty, and lighthearted. It usually is things that aren't already illegal, but it can be, as not all laws get followed. It can be anything you want!
Lighthearted, if possible!
My list includes but is not limited to,
fireworks
glitter
people spitting
children running at pigeons
balloons
daylight savings time
loud cars and motorbikes
my vacuum running out of battery
having a cold nose.
Please, tell me yours!

Glue traps
Bras
On the spot fines
Tories
Red Bull
Cars

The word 'babe' , The Woke Brigade, Half served prison sentences, The Humans Rights Bill (Gives perpetrators more rights than the actual victims!) , The Banned Breeds Bill, Long hair on boys, Gender Critical stuff, Chick Flicks, Peppa Pig, Kidney beans, MPs, EU, and finally adverts!!!

Donald Trump
Tony Blair
Boris Johnson
All dogs
Gemma Collins
Fireworks
Trick or ruddy Treat
Christmas (bah humbug!)
Loud car stereos/radios
James Cordon
That Farage bloke (What a Bellend !)
That Clarkson bloke and his ruddy farm
Jimmy's Farm
Megan Markle
Sue Perkins

LED headlights

I love fireworks!

Mine would be

smoking,
spitting
tattoos
motorbikes
the accelerated reading scheme

-Ownership of dogs by people who hang poo bags on trees.
-Those stupid little ribbons fixed to clothes to 'help' you hang them up.
-Facebook

Trainer socks

Smoking
Spitting
‘Cheer up love’ comments
Starting sentences with ‘So’
Saying ‘It is what it is’

I forgot
Facebook
Twitter
TikTok

Permanent driving ban for anyone who is caught drink/drug driving, using a phone, recording themselves driving on Snapchat , any other dangerous driving offences.

Shrink wrap on cucumbers- so bloody annoying and unnecessary!

Balloons
Small talk
Shit plastic toys that break after 1 use

Smoking
Noisy eating

Should I just sit here and list the annoying things my husband does?

@KnottyKnitting

Shrink wrap on cucumbers- so bloody annoying and unnecessary!

Yes !!!!!

Baby showers
Gender reveal parties
Fireworks
Sushi
Cigarettes/vaping
Drugs

I would ban shops and manufacturers from discontinuing lines without proper consultation with consumers, and a decent notice period of one year minimum. Getting us hooked then withdrawing the supply is unforgivable.

Stupid filters on the phone (Snapchat etc) that are designed to make you look younger/better. Especially when people use them on my kids, really fucking annoying.

People trying to have a 3 way convo on phone. Usually at work I’m on the phone and some rude fucker mouthing to me what I should Be saying. I just ignore. but I’m amazed at how many people do it. I literally say do not talk to me when I’m on the phone 🤣

Nail biting, I hate the noise DH makes when he does it.

I would like to ban myself from over eating. It's become a serious problem. I can't seem to stop.

Also jobs with shit pay. Why are some of the most physically demanding jobs, with the longest hours and the shittiest things to do the most underpaid? Why? Life is fucking unfair.

I would either like to ban crows or cats. Whichever of the fuckers came in my back door this morning and ate the dogs food and left a trail leading back out the door. I'm pretty sure it would've been a crow.

I would like to also ban dp from having his phone on loud and watching videos without his head phone AND, ban him from having 2 hour baths where he keeps topping up with hot water. He does this most days. He is also banned from football because his kit and boots absolutely reek and he insists on leaving the fucking boots in MY car everytime he borrows it to go and I have to open the door to that stench to do the school run in the morning.

Actually I think I will just ban dp from this house he's really pissing me off.

Mine is an essay

Meat/fish/eggs/dairy
Palm oil
Smoking
Drugs
Influencers
MLMs
Payday loan companies or anything like Brighthouse
BoZo the PM
Sleazy politicians
Fawning over celebrities
Pre recorded telephone messages
Businesses using Covid as an excuse for everything
Getting away with stuff because you are rich or famous
Things not being recycleable
Excessive packaging
Single use plastic
Junk mail
Short jail sentences for violent crime
Excessive repeats on tv
Reality TV
Overpaid presenters
Famous people helping their dc into famous jobs
People throwing away perfectly good stuff instead of selling it or taking it to a charity shop.

Noisy fireworks
Noisy cars and bikes
People who park their car taking up two spaces
Spitting
Littering
Engine idling

Some already are 'banned' but aren't enforced.

People eating in the theatre & cinema
Talking in the quiet coach on the train
Caravans
Treating the NHS as some kind of religion
Face masks & all "hygiene theatre"
Reality TV
Christmas (except for actual Christians)

Driving like a knob, not limited to; failing to indicate, cutting up, pushing in, bad parking, tailgating.

People who play videos/music etc on their phones without headphones in a public space.

Cc'ing in a persons manager during an email exchange

Untrained dogs running amok

E scooters, at least until they need a licence, insurance and some kind of test can be passed to use one. A 12 year old travelling at close to 30mph on a pavement is not safe.

I'm sure I have more.

Retired people in supermarkets on Saturday or Sundays and
Motorists who travel at 30mph down a slip road to join a dual carriageway or motorway