Worst possible marry, shag, kill for an 80's girl

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DH and I were driving today and playing S,M,K they were easy and jokey right up to this:

John Taylor, Rob Lowe, George Michael

WTF!?!?!? I had to bloody kill John Taylor!

I may never forgive him.

WWYD and what 3 could be a worse dilemma?

Ah, I had to Google John Taylor so I'd easily have killed him...

Chris Hemsworth, Heath Ledge (resurrected) and Jason Mamoa probably my worst pick.

Shag Heath (he was beautiful but damaged), marry Chris (altho if we joined kids we'd have SIX), weep over the naked body of Jason. I'd kill him in a crime of passion after making frantic and passionate love

@SleepingStandingUp I had my actual hair cut to look like John Taylor.

I'm grieving at my choice.

This is why it should be marry, shag, avoid. Much easier to avoid than kill

He was pretty in the 80s.ut not sure he's aged well. It's fine

weep over the naked body of Jason. I'd kill him in a crime of passion after making frantic and passionate love

I thought it was snog, marry, avoid?

@Hunderland you can't re-write the rules because you're squeamish.

I thought it was shag, marry, kiss .

I wouldn't have thought that was too much of a quandry tbf
shag John Taylor
marry George even though you'd have been a beard
kill Rob Lowe

unless you like the idea of him making a sex tape of you

Margaret Thatcher, Frank Bough, Jim Davison.

Sorry.

@TheNestedIf alright, I know I said you can't re-write the rules but that line up calls for everyone standing back to back and a single bullet.

@TheNestedIf

Margaret Thatcher, Frank Bough, Jim Davison.

Sorry.

Assuming they were all still alive(!) this one was easier than I thought it initially would be.

Marry Thatcher.
Shag Frank Bough - no idea a who he is and had to Google him. Says on Wikipedia he had a scandal with prostitutes and cocaine. At least he could get me some gear so I could be out of my head at the time. Otherwise don’t know anything about him so no preconceptions to get over.
Kill Davidson. Odious toad.

Prince, Bowie, Jon Bon Jovi

@NickiMinajerie

Prince, Bowie, Jon Bon Jovi

Easy. Marry Jon. Snog Bowie. Avoid Prince.

Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage, Simon Cowell

I was a 90’s teen

Peter Andre (mysterious girl era), Taylor Hanson, Scott from 5ive

(All these boys were on my bedroom wall )

You get that this is 80s, right, @OytheBumbler? Just cos those 3 were around in the 80s, it doesn't mean they count - they weren't in the public conscious back then.

Arthur Scargill, Neil Kinnock, Tony Benn.

Simon LeBon, Tony Hadley, David Gahan.

For the laydeez....

Princess Di, Princes Fergie, Margaret T

Alison Moyet, Madonna, Kylie

This is a fun game!

Shag Scott, marry Peter, kill Taylor
Shag Bojo, marry Simon, kill Farage
Shag Neil, marry Tony, kill Arthur
Shag Simon, marry Dave, kill Tony
Shag Fergie, marry Di, kill Milk Snatcher
Shag Kylie, marry Alison, kill Madge

Bono, Andrew Ridgeley, Sting

Marry Bono (for his money)
Shag Andrew Ridgeley
Avoid Sting

Keanu Reeves, Christian Slater, David Hasseloff

Shane McGowan, Iggy Pop, Michael Jackson (after all the surgery).

Shag Christian Slater
Marry Keanu (easy because he is just the most awesome person)
Avoid David Hasslehoff…. The Hoff has always slightly creeped me out but I can’t put my finger on why.

Marry.... Martin Kemp
Shag..... Paul Young
Kill......... Simon LeBonn

Worst possible would be, Morton Harket keanu Reeves singer from Johnny hates jazz.

Best possible
Marry Morton Harket
Shag singer from Johnny Hates jazz
Kill Paul young.