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christmas cracker jokes please...
bea · 22/12/2007 00:44
once again me dd and i have been entrusted with making the crakers this eyar and we need lots of corny cracker jokes...
not too rude (as there will be 5 yr olds and oldies to make laugh)... so nothing too rude please...
i'll start off...
what do you call a french sandal? Phillipe Folop.. hee hee! simlar vein please...
the family thank you in anticipation (for their split sides!!!)
Sidge · 22/12/2007 13:51
- What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
2. On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
The outside.
3. What kind of paper likes music?
(W)rapping paper.
4. What's white and goes up?
A confused snowflake.
5. What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
Annette.
6. Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
It blew away.
7. What's furry and minty?
A polo bear.
8. How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
9. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
10. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.
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