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MIL: 'Is the cleaner still coming?'

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Echobelly · 24/12/2021 18:29

I have found out I have at least one friend whose MIL regularly asks 'Is your cleaner still coming?' when she visits, by way of pass-agg saying 'I think that the house you have spent hours tidying ahead of my visit is still a total pigsty', exactly as mine does.

So I'm wondering how common this phenomenon is from mothers and MILs?

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ShirleyPhallus · 24/12/2021 18:31

No, but my MIL loves to point out how tired I am and how much I love sleeping. They’re 5am wakers (ie people who think they’re better than everyone else), and I like to sleep in to the ripe old time of 6.30am.

Plus I’m first trimester pregnancy where you fall asleep at 6pm for the night. So yeah cheers for that.

Bonbon21 · 24/12/2021 18:31

Solve that in one statement...
"If its not clean enough for you, the exit is the same door as you came in."
End of conversation.

Echobelly · 24/12/2021 18:35

I have on one occasion said to her 'The cleaner is still coming. You can assume the cleaner is always coming unless I say otherwise'.

She asked slightly less often after that.

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Camembear · 24/12/2021 18:56

My mum and MIL would never say that but we actually like each other.

ESGdance · 24/12/2021 19:03

Tell her to ask her son.

There are a generation of women whose only competitive sport is domestics - they didn’t have the opportunity to have a career so get their validation by how clean their windows are.

ANameChangeAgain · 24/12/2021 19:04

My SIL used to pointedly ask how I was getting on with the slimming consultant!

ShakerMakerGirl · 24/12/2021 19:09

My MIL brings her vac when she visits!

It used to piss me off, now I let her clean for free. Win.

HelpMeFindMySparkle · 24/12/2021 19:10

My mil used to make constant remarks on my weight even though I wasn't particularly big was a size 14 and she was similar size 🤔 she would find a fault anyone though that kind of person. Luckily I don't see her anymore due to her far worse toxic behaviour awful person

Djchickpea · 24/12/2021 19:11

Spot on @esgdance!

mooseyem · 24/12/2021 21:01

My MIL once gave us bleach and toilet cleaner as 'they were on offer'. She has the nickname hawkeye, she sweeps in - checks the fridge for doctors appointments, school things. With age she's backed off lol

Helpstopthepain · 24/12/2021 21:07

Ask if she’s stopped taking her pills.
When she asks which ones tell her it’s the little blue stop-being-so-rude-icillin

sarah13xx · 24/12/2021 21:08

Mine is a cheeky b

It’s like she’s so far into this cheeky little land she lives in she could literally saying anything and it would just be brushed off like it was a normal comment. ‘You look tired’ is one of her favourites if I don’t wear makeup one day. In other words I look sh** thanks 🙄

While we’re on the subject I just need to get this off my chest as well. Every single time they come to the house they don’t walk up to the door, knock and stand there like a normal person. They come up to the living room window, almost push their faces up to the glass and gawk in then wave. Every time they do it I think I cannot imagine myself ever being brazen enough to go and look in someone’s living room window like that’s a normal thing to do 🙈 Have some manners and stand at the bloody door!

Workyticket · 24/12/2021 21:08

My MIL couldn't give a shit as long as I have coffee and / or wine in Grin

Her own mother used to rock up at hers, find her sitting and say "have you not got any ironing you should be doing?"

MIL used to laugh and point her in the direction of the ironing pile!

My own mother has always been a slave to housework and makes sly comments about mine. She's not speaking to me at the minute so I don't have to listen to it atm!

sarah13xx · 24/12/2021 21:08

Why there are only two stars at b I do not know.. MN thinks it can spell everything better than you 😂

Totalwasteofpaper · 24/12/2021 21:15

Mine is the opposite.

As I sit in her dust riddled mould filled house....
For the 10th time she will ask "so you still have the cleaner... I just don't understand why do you need a cleaner? What does your cleaner do?"

Me : She cleans!!! A concept you are clearly unable to grasp Hmm

WhatScratch · 24/12/2021 21:18

You’re a nice person Totalwasteofpaper. I don’t know how long I could keep biting my tongue at that.

DCINightingale · 24/12/2021 21:21

My MIL used to say "you dont like cleaning do you" and used to offer to clean whilst she stayed with us. Now she keeps quiet, I don't know if she thinks we got cleaner or are just beyond helping.

Totalwasteofpaper · 24/12/2021 22:03

@WhatScratch

You’re a nice person Totalwasteofpaper. I don’t know how long I could keep biting my tongue at that.
😅😅😅 Not sure that is true.

I strongly dislike her for a variety of other reasons…
The only way I cope is essentially trolling her
Her: oh I can find your table runner but I cant see a table cloth… you do have a table cloth? don’t you?
Me: oh gosh! I wouldn’t have a clue where the table cloth is. DH does all the ironing so you are best off asking him…

Mil: 🤯🤯🤯🤯
Me:😅😅😅😅

JohnSmithDrive · 24/12/2021 22:22

These things are so much more to do with how you feel about MIL than what she's actually saying though.

For example if my mum or MIlL told me I looked tired, I'd think she was showing concern for me. If she asked about the cleaner it would be is she still coming with Covid about. If she offered to clean while she was staying, I'd take that as a kind offer and not wanting her visit to be too much of a burden.

Echobelly · 24/12/2021 22:48

Interesting set of responses!

@JohnSmithDrive - I do try to think 'How would I feel if my mum said this?' and it does help with a lot of it, but a lot of the time my mum would never say it in the first place. There are definitely some critiques where she has a point, but I draw a line at some of them.

I do actually try to look for the best in MIL and do like her in a number of ways too - we just had a lovely evening with her over in fact, but she can be hard work sometimes. I don't like feeling like I'm living in the cliche of 'difficult mother in law' sometimes, but generally I make the best of it because life is too short. But I do need a moan sometimes!

@Totalwasteofpaper - yes, mine does asks those 'But don't you have ....?' questions sometimes.

@ESGdance - DH is pretty good at having my back when she's being like this sometimes. She once came over before we had some people coming that evening and I had been cleaning for an hour or two and had just wiped down all the cupboard doors in our kitchen (which is quite big) and she was all 'Well, you'd better clean up if X is coming over' and that really upset me given I'd been at it for ages already. DH went to her and told her it was upsetting because I was already hard at it.

It's not that the domestic sphere is her only thing - she runs her own business too. But she is a lot more dirt-sensitive than me. She'll literally spot one speck and say 'Have you hoovered?' when I have done so, but just missed a speck or a corner! I'll admit, I'm not great at cleaning, I'm not someone who will clean everything to perfection, but it's enough and I don't think so bad it's worth commenting on.

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Hen2018 · 25/12/2021 00:51

@ShirleyPhallus

No, but my MIL loves to point out how tired I am and how much I love sleeping. They’re 5am wakers (ie people who think they’re better than everyone else), and I like to sleep in to the ripe old time of 6.30am.

Plus I’m first trimester pregnancy where you fall asleep at 6pm for the night. So yeah cheers for that.

5am wakers? Are they 6 weeks old?

I wouldn’t have anyone to stay who got up at that time.

Fleemeister · 25/12/2021 01:03

She sounds like an awfully rude guest.

My mum once said she has to change her clothes completely after every visit to my house. She isn't invited over very often now. I assume that's fine with her!

immersivereader · 25/12/2021 01:23

Her own mother used to rock up at hers, find her sitting and say "have you not got any ironing you should be doing?"

Grin And

Me: oh gosh! I wouldn’t have a clue where the table cloth is. DH does all the ironing so you are best off asking him…

Grin

Way to wind the MIL up

GeorgiaGirl52 · 25/12/2021 02:13

@JohnSmithDrive

These things are so much more to do with how you feel about MIL than what she's actually saying though.

For example if my mum or MIlL told me I looked tired, I'd think she was showing concern for me. If she asked about the cleaner it would be is she still coming with Covid about. If she offered to clean while she was staying, I'd take that as a kind offer and not wanting her visit to be too much of a burden.

That's how I would see it. Expressions of care and concern.
wejammin · 25/12/2021 02:30

My MIL thinks our house is chaotic - it is but don't be rude about it! I remember her coming round one and it had been a DCs birthday, there was wrapping paper etc everywhere. I said "sorry about the mess" and she said "looks the same as usual to me". She also lets herself in without knocking which drives me insane as she's always hours early and we're not ready. DH locks the door in advance if he remembers.

My DDad is always really rude about our DIY and will say things like "I see that skirting is still not finished..." No dad, it's not, and?

Aah I feel better now!

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