I've been in the bath for 1 hour 34 minutes

[Builtthiscityonsausagerolls]

Just that really.
Although hot water seems to be running cold so may have to drag self out. Plus may be dehydrating/shrinking. And need a wee.
Also very amusing trying to type with washer woman fingers.
Anyone beat that?
Mumsnet record?
Plus I really want the comment of how disgusting/lazy/insert mumsnet batshittery I am

Haven't even got around to washing my hair. Just wallowed. Like a wobbly wallowy thing.

When I was a teenager I used to do my revision in the bath becuase my parents refused to put the heating on and the bath was the only warm place. We always had plenty of hot water so I would stay in there for hours.

I last had a bath in 1985. Hate them with a passion

My last one a few weeks ago was over 3 hours. I'd run a half marathon and got a pb and so earned the first 2hrs 15, then got bonus time for the pb. A good bath is proportionate to the length of the run

@WinterOfOurDiscoTent

I live in the bath, given half a chance. I'll watch films, read books, eat my tea. I'm like a hippopotamus.

Sounds like my daughter. She will happily stay in the bath for hours with her laptop and dinner.

When it's not full of water she has also been known to bring duvet and blankets down and make it into a little cosy hideout.

@MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry

I’m a weirdo who loves the idea of a bath but can’t cope with more than 10 minutes once I’m in it. I get fidgety and need out

That’s me, too. Adore the initial immersion but can’t soak. I used to be able to soak for ages