Mis heard sing lyrics.

[Smoothsoul]

I can’t say this IRL it’s too embarrassing.

Coldplay - my universe.

I thought it was called “my hidden reverse” and the Japanese singing was some sort of reverse singing hidden message. Just realised the lyrics in Apple Music lyrics are not a subliminal reverse massage but Japanese lyrics. Thank god I didn’t sing that out loud at work - hidden reverse.

@FourNaanJeremy

I’ve thought my entire life that Michael Jackson was singing ‘Eddie are you wonky, are you wonky Eddie’ in Smooth Criminal until about a month ago when I discovered it was ‘Annie are you ok’

It's Annie are you wonky! Honestly

Bryan Adams and Mel C - When You're Gone. 'I hope you're coming back with Sue' instead of 'I hope you're coming back real soon'.
Suddenly heard it properly in Boots a few years ago, grabbed DH's arm saying "oh my God" and he wondered WTF was wrong with me

@Thewolvesarerunningagain

Elton John Step into Christmas. I always hear the chorus as ‘The Officious Tree’ rather than ‘the admission’s free’. 😳

I thought he was hopping aboard the dirty bus, not the turntable

AND

I thought it was

Step into Christmas
Get drunk together

Instead of let’s join together 😂

Daughter always sings Diamonds in the street, that is what we are

Instead of islands in the stream.

It’s cute!

«Oh we’re riding along on a Christopher Reeve»

The titanic theme tune-and the hot dogs will go on
Katy Perry-I couldn’t understand why she kept banging on about ‘cherry chopsticks’ in ‘I kissed a girl’
Turns out it’s ‘cherry chapstick’
My daughter with the song ‘roar’
She ran past me,singing ‘I’ve got the arse of a tiger,your gonna hear me ROOOAAARRR!’

We howling laughing…

"Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard" is my take on Queens Bohemian Rhapsody

My brother thought Alanis Morrisette was peeved about her ex denying the “cross-eyed bear that you gave to me” (instead of the “cross I bear”)

I also sang ,mansheron, to Golden brown
I am howling at this thread so funny

@bluebellYellow

Taylor Swift-Blank space

Actual lyrics: got a long list of ex-lovers,

I hear: gotta love those Starbucks lovers.

It's not Starbucks lovers???? Mind blown 🤯

I love the Joe Cocker song Up Where We Belong but I used to think the lyrics were 'no lift goes up where we belong'

It's not one of my own, but one of the funnies ones I've heard is from Grease 'summer heat, boiling my meat'

@FourNaanJeremy I've always sang Eddie are you okay until someone pointed out it was Annie, sounds nothing like Annie.

3 Lions- I've always sang 3 lions on the shelf (not shirt) until my DP said are these lions on a shelf at the zoo?

Does he ride a red nosed reindeer
Does a turd upon the sleigh

[quote surreymum89]@Laufeythejust I never even questioned what trombelese was [/quote]
Thought it was some kind of wind instrument!

@AndSoFinally

I thought "forever in blue jeans" was about a hip vicar, Reverend Blue Jeans 😳

Oh same here!

@Joolsin

Wham "Last Christmas". The line that goes "this year, to save me from tears". I always thought it was "this year, to semi frontiers"

Snap! Me too!