Help please MN - two truths and a lie needed

[immersivereader]

Team building event at work, need two truths and a lie.

Would prefer stuff that makes me look good

Any ideas

Do you have any hidden talents, famous relatives, been on blue Peter as a child etc. or any party tricks?

Re the lie just make up that you're eg related to someone, been in a panto etc

Watch would I lie to you for tips

Obviously don't know your truths to know whether lies would be believable but :
I was suspended from school for 2 days (don't elaborate)
I once dyed my hair purple
My mother/Father taught me how to knit at 6
I passed my advanced motoring test two years ago
I had to sign the OSA in one of my previous jobs

1. I'm an immersive reader
2. I'm a mumsnetter
3. Im a billionaire

My father was a diplomat.
I bumped into [name of celebrity] who spilt a frappuccino on me.
I have ridden a camel and an elephant.

Those would be mine.

My lie for this type of thing would be “I have a secret Instagram account for my cat that has over 1 million followers”

Mine would be

My dream as a child was to be a nun
I can't do long division

I failed my driving test 6 times

My truth would be:
I once fell asleep on a train and ended up in the engine shed ..
(luckily I got out 20mins later when the train moved back to the station)

would be a good lie also .. but it was actually true for me

This happened to me! Fell asleep going home from the Oktoberfest. Woke up in Naples. Changed trains. Fell asleep. Woke up in Milan. Changed trains. Finally returned to right city.

@AlfonsoTheUnrepentant

This happened to me! Fell asleep going home from the Oktoberfest. Woke up in Naples. Changed trains. Fell asleep. Woke up in Milan. Changed trains. Finally returned to right city.

You div

Guilty as charged!

Mine are:
I introduced a programme on Nickelodeon but got my lines wrong
I was a model in the Argos catalogue but you only saw the back of my head
I sent a recording of rap/song into Blue Peter but it was so bad I didn’t even get a badge.

All true for someone in my family but only one true for me… which is helpful in making them believable

Mine are:

I have trekked through the Himalayas
I have walked on hot coals
I used to work in a travelling carnival

I'm a published poet.
I was a child actress.
I almost drowned during a swimming gala.

Thanks everyone!

Event has actually been postponed till Monday so any more are welcome too

I was a model for hands. Apparently my hands are perfect in shape and size.
When I was born they announced it in the newspaper
I won third prize in a prestigious childrens art competition and left the painting on a bus. Never saw it again.

I have 6 toes on each foot.
I almost drowned once but was resuscitated.
I have an extremely famous mother.

@Pegasussnail

Mine would be

My dream as a child was to be a nun
I can't do long division

I failed my driving test 6 times

Ones like these are good because it’s harder to be ‘caught out.’ So if you say you dreamed of being a nun you can’t be caught out with difficult questions about Catholicism etc because you can simply answer ‘I don’t know it was just a childhood dream.’

I made a cup of tea for the Duke of Edinburgh
I had coffee with Princess Anne
I had a cigarette with Camilla

I have a twin sister who was a v famous ladette in the 90s
I have been taken of a train at gun point
I have been married four times

I wanted to be an astronaut when I was little
I have ironed Jason Donovan’s trousers
I needed 4 goes to pass my driving test

I did this recently. I said:

I am fluent in 4 languages
I can juggle
Jeremy Paxman apologised to me for being rude

Number 1 is the lie but no one guessed.

I drink to make this job bearable
I phone in sick when I’m perfectly well

Cant think of a lie 🤣🤣

I modelled on a catwalk
I was asked if I would like to try out for "I feel like chicken tonight " advert
I got an A in maths GCSE.

I have been to Mongolia
I have eaten a rat
I can recite the alphabet backwards

This point is to make them all sound far fetched