Mary is one bad day away from a Falling Down moment IMO.
Heather is so unessential she might as well be wallpaper. She's just meat in the room at this point.
I don't think Maya is playing the producers' game enough and is being gradually sidelined.
Chrishell, Vanessa, Amanza -- yeah fine whatever. Amanza seems decent, and I reckon you'd want her on your side in a bar fight.
The Tiny Twins have evidently been told to smile occasionally lest someone mistake them for gym-henched Weebles.
I am convinced that Christine is some kind of master satirist, riding the reality TV format as hard as she can. There's a kind of genius to it. I'm 100% convinced she's playing a caricature. Occasionally you see these tiny, tiny slips where this genuine, slightly goofy and sweet person shows through.
Emma is only there to flog her 'national' food brand. It's so naked it's entertaining. And they've made up some ludicrous 'beef' with Christine because falling out with Christine on TV is a rite of passage before one can call oneself a woman in LA.
The whole show is becoming one giant game of Grandmother's Footsteps though, isn't it? They just all obsess over how 'close' they are to each other in random pairings. Occasionally someone sells a house.