Insert your own rant of choice here

[CormoranStrike]

The more minor the better!

Mine is: the past tense of text is texted, not text. As in, “I text my mate and he was so happy”.

Makes my teeth itch.

Over to you.

My new bracelet has imprinted a purple ring on my wrist and now I look like I have a handcuff bruise

Boyfriend didn't update calendar so not helping him with the thing tomorrow and have nothing else to do. He, as usual, has lots to do. Usually I would be relieved but I am self-employed and have no work and feel utterly useless and pointless. Such a small thing has sent me into a pit of depression. And I lashed out a bit at him too and cancelled our evening. The worst thing is he was bringing the wine. So I am now drinking malibu with the last dregs from a squash bottle.

@NotExactlyOptimistic

I fucking HATE self service check out machines. I absolutely fucking hate them with a passion. You stand around like some cunt waiting for a member of staff to approve your alcohol, or clear the machine when it doesn't register that it IS IN THE FUCKING BAGGING AREA or you have to look through the index trying to choose between a new potato or mashed potato or a salad potato or a sweet potato when all you're trying to buy is a fucking jacket spud. FUCKING HATE THEM!!!!!

Excellent I feel the same

Another one is when someone posts a status where it’s clear they are really low or generally in a bad way & people respond with “ Are you ok?”! Well duh!!

@NotExactlyOptimistic

I fucking HATE self service check out machines. I absolutely fucking hate them with a passion. You stand around like some cunt waiting for a member of staff to approve your alcohol, or clear the machine when it doesn't register that it IS IN THE FUCKING BAGGING AREA or you have to look through the index trying to choose between a new potato or mashed potato or a salad potato or a sweet potato when all you're trying to buy is a fucking jacket spud. FUCKING HATE THEM!!!!!

I have a huge rant. A looong angry rant that comes deep from within my bones and keeps it up at night.

But I'll keep it short.
DFS.

There is no such word as 'noone'. It appears on here a lot.

It is two words. No one.

No one.

No one.

I have had an iron infusion today. It hurt and my wrist is all bruised. It takes up to three weeks to kick in. Lots of well meaning messages.. bet your full of energy! No, no I'm not!!!! Plus came home and after a urine infection, weeks of anemia and huge baby bump, my DP is poorly. Man poorly. He won't get out the bath without me getting his dressing gown and putting the heated towel rail on. He has a cold. He wants to lay on me. I have no lap and now I'm super uncomfortable with iron headache.

This is minor abs thank goodness for the nhs providing this infusion, I'm not seriously ill and I know I'm being treated.

Just ... ahhhhhhhhhhhh

I wish everyone bloody well knew the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

Dear colleague. We are only in the mess we are in because you're fucking poison. You're not our friend and you don't care. We are not fooled. You're going to get caught out. Cannot wait .