What do you actually want to see in a Christmas advert?

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I mean none of us wants JL's proselytising do we? Pinky plonky breathy singing over a narrative of middle class harmony and product placement. Nah. I reckon a harassed woman on hold to her local GP surgery as a clock ticks in the background. 3 minutes later (45 mins in advert land), she hangs up and pours a Baileys. It's 8.30am. Tag line "fuck it"?

I reckon the soundtrack could be Dance Monkey.

In all seriousness, I just want some pure, unadulterated joy a la vintage era Toys r Us.

Of course that should be pLinky plonky.

Christmas tree
Christmas dinner
With above all else Christmas music , not some 80’s fantastic somg that it is music