We have so many, love a good catchphrase in our family.
When someones angry we respond 'but please, I dont want to go to argue men - my daughter used to say these when she got told off for being naughty
Insert name of person 'my chickens too spicy'
The thickens plot explains their plans.
I live in a lemony - Finding Nemo but my daughter couldn't say Anenome.
But whose Lily - said in an exagerated way, no idea where it's from.
Ohhhh it's a potato - think it was from an old advert. We also do the birds eye potato potato and Walls for sausages.
When packing swimming gear I always sing 'Dad's pants in the middle of his roll' from the vimto adverts.
Wakey Wakey and Cuckoo in Scottish accent from the Irn Bru 32 adverts.
Put big light on, little lights too little or Put little light on, big lights too big.
Bright Lights whenever someone puts a light on - Gremlins
Where am I? and the response should be You're in a room - from the kids show Knightmare
I 'avin 'ooops in response to being asked what your having to eat - Gene Huny in Life on Mars
Thankyou Mrs Patterson - Kevin & Perry
Poor Lulu - when someone hurts themselves - harry enfield
Follow me chaps - said in our best Richard o Brian voice whilst making a beckoning motion.
A whole ton of random Monty Python refrences that are relevent to whatever happened - Flesh Wound for injuries and so on.
It's called summer, have a solero and shut the fuck up - Peter Kay whenever anyone moans it's too hot, although to be honest we might just say anything from the hot weather skit. An of course we do garlic bread, its the future and cheese cake, you fucking dirty bastard.
So many more including ones that have already been mentioned like Red Dwarf, Faulty Towers etc.