What in the fresh hell is this? An old man doll

[hoomans]

I made the mistake of entering the reborn world on eBay as my niece is desperate for a reborn doll for Christmas but wtf? This is worse than the Facebook selling pages 😲😵

Oh gosh. First old man doll posted looks quite a lot like my DS 9 months 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (he is so cute though)

Well it's a good job I stocked up on brain bleach

Goddamn, there are just things the bleach doesn't touch.
Jesus... OP, work on your niece. Dial it back to Baby Annabel/Fur Real Friends/Fucking ANYTHING by Zapf Creations/ 'From Character!' at this point. Keep it safe. Just- I don't care if your niece is 4 or 54- plonk her in front of Nick Jr and let those ads work their magic. For God's sake, get her off this current crazy train.

Who even thought that might be a thing that people would want? Let alone pay £175 for!!!

@MandalaYogaTapestry

What does it even mean - a reborn baby? Why is it covered in black bits?

They're liver spots, because it's an old man.

Very Benjamin button.

Well, Chucky has to come back to life at some point.

@Mariell 🤣🤣🤣

Yep. Definitely the uncanny valley effect.

www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/nov/13/robots-human-uncanny-valley

Perfect for Halloween 🎃🤣

The furry hybrid ones look like creatures on that Netflix show Sweet tooth.

Fuck me! I thought regular dolls were terrifying! Meanwhile, the Crap Taxidermy Calendar is just what I need as a Secret Santa present this year! Thanks for that!!! 😆😆😆