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Had anyone been in a cruise and hated it?

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Pumpkinstace · 28/09/2021 22:36

My 40th is coning up and I want to go norway to see the fjords.

A cruise seems to be the best way to do this and sounds amazing... However, I only seem to find reviews that completely cruise arse licking.... people that go 3-4 times a year, have tried all the ships etc.

I still haven't found anyone who has been on a cruise and found it isn't for them.

If you have been on a cruise and hated it please tell me about it.

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Knittingnanny · 29/09/2021 12:45

We like a variety of kinds of holiday and have been on several fabulous cruises. Big ships medium sized all were lovely, so as much or as little as you like. We did our own sightseeing usually and enjoyed watching the shows, eating what and when we liked. If we didn’t fancy dressing up we just ate somewhere casual on the ship. I joined the choir, read, chatted to people and dh walked and went to the gym. I loved waking up in a different place every day and rather than thinking it was rushed, it gave us a taster of a place that we would maybe like to return to for a longer stay.
In real life, the only people who have said to me I don’t like/ want to cruise are those who have never been on one!
It’s a bit like real books v Kindle. I’ve use both and enjoy them both at different times and places. One of my friends is loudly against Kindles. She doesn’t have one
If you see what I mean!

Branleuse · 29/09/2021 13:14

we went on an overnight ferry a few years ago that was massive and like a cruise ship. Choppy seas on the mediterranean that night. Jesus, we were clinging to the sides. Kids were crying and it was so hard to sleep. Stugeron didnt touch it.

Cruiser11 · 29/09/2021 13:28

I’ve only has a rough couple of hours on my many cruises and that was one evening when we sailed close to the Italian coast.
Pick a middle cabin. My DS gets terrible motion sickness but has never felt ill on his 11 cruises.

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PeppermintMocha · 29/09/2021 13:32

I went on one a while ago, about a week long. It was a route where you couldn't go easily other than on a cruise, which kind of changed things. We got a good deal for a cheap cabin, and food included, but no drinks - which turned out to be extremely expensive. There were several shore stops, but unlike some iteneraries where you could just wander around on your own on the stops, there was very very little to do in the places we went unless you booked and paid for excursions. They would have been lovely, but again, hugely expensive. So there was a lot of time just kind of sitting around. We had an indoor cabin, so no view unless we sat on the decks, which was fine, but got quite boring after a while! The entertainment on the ship wasn't really for us; we liked a couple of the classical concerts and a nature talk, but otherwise, it didn't really appeal. There were different restaurants to choose from, so we spent some time that way. But really it was generally a fairly dull holiday unless you had lots of money to spend on excursions, and drinks/snacks/coffees etc on the boat while you waited around.

It might be quite different on a cruise that went to different and interesting places to walk around each day, but I'm not rushing to go back on another one!

Bunnyvenom · 29/09/2021 13:34

If you’ve never been I imagine the points you may not like are clock watching at ports so as not to miss the boat, the muster drill is annoying the first day especially if you’ve had a long way to travel first just to get on the boat, the cabins are smaller than hotel rooms in general, potentially seasickness though I’ve never felt it on a ship, depending on the ship some people don’t like the strict dress codes.
Everything’s worth trying once OP and the Norway itineraries look fab so I say go for it!

HopeHappy · 29/09/2021 13:41

@whiteroseredrose

My parents did a small ship cruise to the Norwegian fjords just pre Covid. It was one that went from Newcastle or near there.

They are foodies, walkers, and not keen on other people, which begs the question of why a cruise, but it seemed easier now that they are mid 70s.

They would not do a cruise again for a couple of reasons.

Firstly, unless you book years in advance, you share a dinner table with the same people every night. My (and their) idea of hell, having to make polite chit chat with strangers every night. (After a few nights they discovered a self service alternative and stuck to that). The food was OK but nothing to rave about.

Other main issue was being in a crowd the whole time. As a family we always arrive wherever very early or late in the day to avoid crowds. Not possible on a cruise as you all disembark together.

There were some interesting talks and the fjords were lovely. There were other activities too which they avoided - apparently they went past a room with people singing and waving union jacks. Never found out what that was all about.

So a mixed bag really. I always liked the idea of waking up in a new place every day but the other bits would put me off.

We love cruising and have done a few Royal Caribbean ones now. Not on the mega ships, but still reasonably large ships with a good couple of thousand passengers on.

A few points from our experience of the above:

Re Dining - On RCL you can contact them by email in advance (recommended about 2 weeks) and request a private table. If you can't get a private table on your fixed dinner time you can choose My Time Dining instead, where you book each day. You're then more likely to get a table for two.

We didn't know this first cruise and ended up on a shared table. Only no-one else joined us, so we had a table for 8 for the two of us and looked like Billy-no-mates! From then on we've requested tables for 2 and have had them each time.

Alternatively, you don't have to use the main dining room. You can use the buffet restaurant or other restaurants on board (more often than not these come at a premium though).

We've always enjoyed the food but we're not foodies or in to really fancy food, so maybe that's just us. Food is always subjective.

Re crowds - yes, sometimes it can be busy and difficult to find somewhere to sit in a bar, but there's normally somewhere to sit.

We always get a balcony cabin and aren't really sunbathers, so sitting on our own balcony is preferable to fighting for a sunlounger.

You get a document each day which lists out everything going on. You can use it to either find what you want to go to, or (in our case) find what you want to avoid!

We did a cruise that covered part of the Flords and Iceland too. It was all fabulous, but even in May/June, the weather was not great. We had one or two nice days out of a two week cruise. Just be prepared for any weather! We had a balcony and used it even when it was cold and wet, but just had a blanket!

A cruise is what you make of it - as I say, we love them and find them really, really relaxing. Being out at sea, cut off from the internet, etc, is very liberating and waking up each day somewhere different is a lovely way to see a glimpse of lots of places. No, you don't get to see a huge amount of each place, but that's not the point of a cruise.

Give it a go!

thelegohooverer · 29/09/2021 13:59

I was mildly seasick the whole time (ear seeding helped a lot) and then got norovirus and was completely incapacitated for 3 days.

I found the weird dynamic with staff very unsettling. The conditions can be really shit, and I felt unwittingly complicit in that. There was a distinct class structure between the officers (all one nationality) and the workers (mainly Philipino) and then an awkward contemptuous servility towards guests.

I’m probably biased but there seemed to be a high proportion of guests who were complaining or whinging about everything. Very entitled people.

I was having introvert horrors before going - but from that perspective it was ok. You get assigned a dinner table for the cruise but you can skip dinner and head to the buffet instead if it gets too much. The library was a good place to escape. You don’t have to join in the organiser activities if you don’t want.

I hated the ecological impact of it too - the effect on air quality of the massive engines running in ports, the impact of black waste on marine life and the economic impact on communities.

But it was a compelled holiday and I was possibly very biased before even setting foot on the vulgar montrosity.

thelegohooverer · 29/09/2021 14:02

I’m not sure if anyone has linked David Foster Wallace’ classic essay but it’s a must read.

Reallyimeanreally2022 · 29/09/2021 14:33

@thelegohooverer

I was mildly seasick the whole time (ear seeding helped a lot) and then got norovirus and was completely incapacitated for 3 days.

I found the weird dynamic with staff very unsettling. The conditions can be really shit, and I felt unwittingly complicit in that. There was a distinct class structure between the officers (all one nationality) and the workers (mainly Philipino) and then an awkward contemptuous servility towards guests.

I’m probably biased but there seemed to be a high proportion of guests who were complaining or whinging about everything. Very entitled people.

I was having introvert horrors before going - but from that perspective it was ok. You get assigned a dinner table for the cruise but you can skip dinner and head to the buffet instead if it gets too much. The library was a good place to escape. You don’t have to join in the organiser activities if you don’t want.

I hated the ecological impact of it too - the effect on air quality of the massive engines running in ports, the impact of black waste on marine life and the economic impact on communities.

But it was a compelled holiday and I was possibly very biased before even setting foot on the vulgar montrosity.

I am baffled what on earth possessed you to go on one in the first place given what you have written here!! Grin
NigelSlatersXmasTaters · 29/09/2021 14:48

We paid for the most expensive cabin with balcony and even that didn't help. I love holidays, am happy in all kinds of environments from caravans to 5 star hotels. Travelling is my favourite past time.

Hated that Mediterranean cruise. Awful. Never again.

jpbee · 29/09/2021 15:03

I've only been on 3 cruises and one was Norway. However we didn't go on the big cruise ships there, instead we flew from Oslo to Kirkenes and got a Hurtigruten ship from there back to Oslo. It was a 5 day cruise. The Hurtigruten fleet are working ships which also deliver post etc and are very small and are much different to typical cruises. For example everyone wears casual clothes every night for dinner etc. Because the ships are small they can sail right through some of the smaller picturesque fjords. I would strongly recommend them, especially if you don't think normal cruises are for you.
I think they are the only cruise type ships which sail right up in the North of Norway, and the sightings of the northern lights are very frequent up there, we saw them almost every night on the ship.

Bambooshoot · 29/09/2021 15:19

I’ve been to Norway (back in the day when travel was simple!) and honestly I would think you’d have a much better experience booking your route in advance and taking the small public transport boats plus guided tours at the extreme points. All of the boat schedules and hotels have English speaking websites and it’s easy to plan and book in advance (part of the fun in my view, so you know exactly what you’re getting), plus you get to experience lovely locations, people and small towns and not be part of the mindless tourist cruise ship chunk.

Pumpkinstace · 29/09/2021 15:20

Some really great advice here.

Thank you

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Cruiser11 · 29/09/2021 15:26

My advice would be give it a go, don’t go on a tiny budget, choose some nice excursions, book a balcony. Imagine having your morning coffee sailing in Norway. Budget some money for the speciality restaurants (they are fab) and drinks.
It sounds like lots of the people who didn’t like cruising mentioned all the extra costs involved so do your research before going.

Porridgealert · 29/09/2021 15:35

@Branleuse

we went on an overnight ferry a few years ago that was massive and like a cruise ship. Choppy seas on the mediterranean that night. Jesus, we were clinging to the sides. Kids were crying and it was so hard to sleep. Stugeron didnt touch it.
Haha. I did a north sea ferry crossing. They stopped ships leaving after us! I hear ya!

Cruise ships are a bit different. When they see a bad storm, they either change their route and go round it, or park up til it's gone. Ferries are on a schedule and don't have that luxury.

Porridgealert · 29/09/2021 15:40

@jpbee

I've only been on 3 cruises and one was Norway. However we didn't go on the big cruise ships there, instead we flew from Oslo to Kirkenes and got a Hurtigruten ship from there back to Oslo. It was a 5 day cruise. The Hurtigruten fleet are working ships which also deliver post etc and are very small and are much different to typical cruises. For example everyone wears casual clothes every night for dinner etc. Because the ships are small they can sail right through some of the smaller picturesque fjords. I would strongly recommend them, especially if you don't think normal cruises are for you. I think they are the only cruise type ships which sail right up in the North of Norway, and the sightings of the northern lights are very frequent up there, we saw them almost every night on the ship.
We went up to Alta on a Saga ship. So some other cruise companies do go up there, but you're tight it was a,small ship.

I love the name Hurtigruten. Sounds so Scandinavian. I've seen the adverts for the antarctic on them. Have you been on that cruise? If so, what was it like? I'd love to go there.

simitra · 29/09/2021 15:45

I went on a NIle cruise many years ago. I loved Egypt and the Nile but bloody hated the other passengers because they had already got into their little cliques and made no attempt to make me welcome.

I was travelling on my own and caught the boat in Aswan for the journey back to Luxor. They had already sailed down from Luxor to Aswan. The others were all Brits who typically have no social skills while travelling. Ive travelled widely in USA and Europe where being a single joining a group or a table of people is no problem. British people seem to have a problem with this.

For example I cant drink an entire bottle of wine myself. When I asked one couple if they would be willing to share a bottle of wine, adding that I would be happy to contribute they said "well a bottle of wine doesnt go far between three and we wouldn't want to have to order a second!" I told them I was sorry they could not afford to buy a second bottle to share! You should have seen their faces.

Eventually the wine waiter was happy to close a half full bottle I had left and bring it back the following evening.

loobylou44 · 29/09/2021 15:52

I went on a Caribbean cruise for my honeymoon and I hated it. Don't get me wrong I loved the holiday but other people really got on my nerves by the end of it. I felt like cattle being herded from one place to another. By the time we got back to Miami I couldn't wait to get off.
I'd like to try a smaller ship but the whole idea of being on a cruise ship during covid scares me.

Washeduponthebeach · 29/09/2021 16:15

@simitra

I went on a NIle cruise many years ago. I loved Egypt and the Nile but bloody hated the other passengers because they had already got into their little cliques and made no attempt to make me welcome.

I was travelling on my own and caught the boat in Aswan for the journey back to Luxor. They had already sailed down from Luxor to Aswan. The others were all Brits who typically have no social skills while travelling. Ive travelled widely in USA and Europe where being a single joining a group or a table of people is no problem. British people seem to have a problem with this.

For example I cant drink an entire bottle of wine myself. When I asked one couple if they would be willing to share a bottle of wine, adding that I would be happy to contribute they said "well a bottle of wine doesnt go far between three and we wouldn't want to have to order a second!" I told them I was sorry they could not afford to buy a second bottle to share! You should have seen their faces.

Eventually the wine waiter was happy to close a half full bottle I had left and bring it back the following evening.

You sound like the rude person to be honest.
Cruiser11 · 29/09/2021 16:18

I thought saving half a bottle of wine for the next night was normal. I haven’t done it but my DM always used to do this when cruising and on other holidays.

LifeIsTricky · 29/09/2021 16:42

I thought I was going to love the cruise I went on, turns out, I am extraordinarily sea sick. Even when I got off at every port I had vertigo and felt like I was still on the ship swaying. The cruise itself would have been lovely, but I ended up spending most of my time in bed or in the sick bay having to pay a fortune to the onboard doctor for injections of anti-sickness. I never anticipated this happening at all as I fly and drive ok, but I had never been on a boat longer than a 1 hour pleasure cruise at a seaside town. It was a huge ship and they even moved me to the middle of the ship to try and lessen it, but it didn't work. The food looked incredible, but I couldn't really enjoy anything. The staff were brilliant though, kept coming to check on me and bring me dry toast / crackers etc, upgraded my inside cabin to a balcony to try and see if the fresh air would help and the people I went with loved it, never felt it was too busy etc even though it was a huge cruise liner.

Porridgealert · 29/09/2021 16:55

@LifeIsTricky

I thought I was going to love the cruise I went on, turns out, I am extraordinarily sea sick. Even when I got off at every port I had vertigo and felt like I was still on the ship swaying. The cruise itself would have been lovely, but I ended up spending most of my time in bed or in the sick bay having to pay a fortune to the onboard doctor for injections of anti-sickness. I never anticipated this happening at all as I fly and drive ok, but I had never been on a boat longer than a 1 hour pleasure cruise at a seaside town. It was a huge ship and they even moved me to the middle of the ship to try and lessen it, but it didn't work. The food looked incredible, but I couldn't really enjoy anything. The staff were brilliant though, kept coming to check on me and bring me dry toast / crackers etc, upgraded my inside cabin to a balcony to try and see if the fresh air would help and the people I went with loved it, never felt it was too busy etc even though it was a huge cruise liner.
Try avomine. Superdrug chemists sell it. Its amazing. A friend of mine teaches on the cruise ships. She'd do a bit, then go and throw up, do it a bit more, go throw up etc. But she loved cruising so much, she put up with it. I gave her some avomines and the next day she sought me out crying that, for the first time in 20 years, she hadn't been sick.

I got sick on a pedalo, and I once felt queasy in the bath. Honestly. But I've walked around ships in gales without any adverse effects whatsoever. Give them a go. Chemists do do non-brand equivalents and I guess they'd be the same but I haven't tried them. Don't take too much, they make you quite sleepy.

RosieGuacamosie · 29/09/2021 17:08

@simitra

I went on a NIle cruise many years ago. I loved Egypt and the Nile but bloody hated the other passengers because they had already got into their little cliques and made no attempt to make me welcome.

I was travelling on my own and caught the boat in Aswan for the journey back to Luxor. They had already sailed down from Luxor to Aswan. The others were all Brits who typically have no social skills while travelling. Ive travelled widely in USA and Europe where being a single joining a group or a table of people is no problem. British people seem to have a problem with this.

For example I cant drink an entire bottle of wine myself. When I asked one couple if they would be willing to share a bottle of wine, adding that I would be happy to contribute they said "well a bottle of wine doesnt go far between three and we wouldn't want to have to order a second!" I told them I was sorry they could not afford to buy a second bottle to share! You should have seen their faces.

Eventually the wine waiter was happy to close a half full bottle I had left and bring it back the following evening.

Wtf 😂Confused

If a random person came up and suggested they share a bottle of wine with me and DP I’d think they were batshit decline. I can assure you we can afford multiple bottles! You sound unhinged.

WildImaginings · 29/09/2021 17:36

If it's next year you're looking at then consider Princess. They have some fjords cruises coming up from Spring onwards. The Princess Plus Fare includes wifi, drinks and gratuities for £30 per day- fantastic value.

We are booked onto Iona to the fjords next year but wish we were going with Princess now. We've done P&O before but we've just come off our first Princess cruise this week and it had an edge.

I love cruising so I'm biased I know.
What I would say though taking my feelings about cruising out of the equation, is that Norway is VERY expensive and a cruise if by far the cheapest way to see it. If they are letting you off the ship independently then then I would recommend that for most ports unless there is a trip you really want to do (glaciers etc). Trips are expensive and most of the towns are very easy to walk around. The fjords are beautiful, we've been before on Ventura and had a great week.

makkapakka212 · 29/09/2021 17:54

I got married on a cruise having never been on one before 😂 it was Royal Caribbean, I'm glad we upgraded to the different restaurants as i would have gotten a bit bored and because my wedding was onboard it broke it up. I would go again but somewhere with more interesting stops rather than just beaches. If you want an easy holiday that requires little thought I'd do it.

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