We are going to the coast at the weekend, staying in a nice hotel. The sea air, dog walks on the beach, fish and chips, the whole shebang because I know how to holiday :)
We are only going for a couple of nights.
Thank God they emptied the brown bin this morning because I am going to fill it. The garden is getting scalped, the house will be cleaned - I swear it will. Windows washed, clothes laundered, ironing basket emptied, beds changed because you always have to change the bedding before you go away don't you?
Floors washed, kitchen blitzed, bins emptied, bathroom will be hotel clean.
As we drive away I will be emotional.
Every time I go away I am like this. I turn into a maniac.
What is wrong with me people?