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What the bloody hell, MN?

47 replies

eurochick · 16/09/2021 22:33

This is the latest advert stalking my MN threads. Erm.... wtf?

What the bloody hell, MN?
OP posts:
BertieBotts · 16/09/2021 22:36

Is that a penis cast in a plant pot? Confused

eurochick · 16/09/2021 22:38

It does appear to be. A hairy one at that. 😳

OP posts:
Scautish · 16/09/2021 22:43

It looks like a jobby.

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 16/09/2021 22:43

Is that a coctus? 😉🤣

LateDecemberBackInLowB12 · 16/09/2021 22:45

Can you grow them in a plant pot now?

What's the site? Asking for me a friend.

Byheckythump · 16/09/2021 22:47

I think the adverts you see are based on your own browsing!!

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 16/09/2021 22:50

The adverts you see are personal to you OP based on browsing historyGrin

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 16/09/2021 22:50

I’m sure not…

I’ve got adverts for baby wipes. And video slot gaming.

I don’t do gambling or baby wiping.

Billandbob · 16/09/2021 22:52

@LateDecemberBackInLowB12

Can you grow them in a plant pot now?

What's the site? Asking for me a friend.

😂😂😂
MustDust · 16/09/2021 22:54

My ads are Adidas, holidays and sainsbos, they all relate to me and my shopping/browsing history. Just saying.

Caramellatteplease · 16/09/2021 22:57

Mine are all sensible shoes and decent knitwear. I'm starting to think you sound far more fun OP from a cookies perspective.

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 16/09/2021 23:02

Ah - that is more like it.

Now got one for the National Galleries.

I’m lost as to the gambling ones though. I’ve never done video slots/on line gambling in my puff. I’ve been in a betting shop twice in 35 years.

I have to confess though, I’d be more surprised at getting a cock-in-a-pot/coctus though Grin

Peoniesandpeaches · 16/09/2021 23:06

What the hell have you been googling? Mine are all for tempur-pedic mattresses.

MrsFin · 16/09/2021 23:07

My current ad is for a bed. I don't need a bed, though I have been looking at sofas. It isn't a sofa bed.

InnPain · 16/09/2021 23:08

I’ve got ads for kitchen aids and a Sainsbury’s card

MurielSpriggs · 16/09/2021 23:11

I think this is known as "doing a Barwell" Grin

www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/mar/17/gavin-barwell-date-arab-girls-twitter

ShaneTheThird · 16/09/2021 23:11

I've got an ad for student accomodation...no idea why

DoncasterHombre · 16/09/2021 23:14

Penis fly-catcher?

Snake plant?

Peace willy?

Money (shot) plant?

Fiddle-leaf Fig(get it Ivegotaheadache . . . . . that's latin)?

AdaColeman · 16/09/2021 23:15

All the ads I’m getting are full of toddlers needing a good scrubbing. I don’t know why, as I’ve not seen a toddler for years, never mind scrubbed one.
I’d like a National Galleries one.

ABitOfAShitShow · 16/09/2021 23:19

@SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard

Is that a coctus? 😉🤣
Properly laughed out loud at this! 😂
onemorerose · 16/09/2021 23:22

😂😂 peace Willy and cock in a pot. Ads are usually tailored op, have you been googling how to grow a penis by any chance?

FAQs · 16/09/2021 23:25

I’m just getting Hello Fresh adverts, the food boxes, not your version of Hello Fresh.

RubyGoat · 16/09/2021 23:27

On MN I mostly get those annoying adverts with the chocolate lava cake/omelette fingers/smiling woman & baby. I've been looking at blenders recently though so now it's all kitchen appliances.

DamnYouAutoCarRental · 16/09/2021 23:29

Mine is a cat tracker (I don't have a cat) and start a new career with texas instruments. I have no idea what algorithm my targeted adverts are using, but I don't think it's working out that well.

onemorerose · 16/09/2021 23:44

Ok I take it back. Mine are for James blunt tickets