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How would Jane Austen say ''you're a mean bully you bitch''?

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PearlyBird · 23/08/2021 20:21

Asking for a friend Grin

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Unsuremover · 23/08/2021 21:43

Ah ok perfect. Wait till she’s says something to imply that you are beneath her, stick out your chin and tell her “badly done” and leave. Let’s everyone know she’s a bitch and leaves her to explain herself or brazen it out. Jane Austen was all about letting the terrible manners speak for themselves. (I love Jane but I am incapable of poise much more likely to tell her to shove her head up her bum)

Deathraystare · 26/08/2021 14:53

Even if I could deliver such a line, when I marched smartly off I would no doubt trip over my dress!

Mushtullo · 26/08/2021 14:58

@Dozer

Elizabeth Bennett and Lady Catherine de Burgh (?) garden scene.

Something like ‘you have offended me by every possible means. I must beg to return to the house’

You could borrow Lady Catherine’s phraseology and thunder ‘Are the shades of Pemberley to be thus polluted [by your presence]?’

Only it kind of loses its effect if you live in a house called Dunroamin or Number Fifteen. And if all your ancestors were total cows.

Xiaoxiong · 26/08/2021 15:08

"You forget yourself, madam"

I'm going to try and get that into conversation at some point this week Grin

Melliferous · 26/08/2021 15:15

If you cannot countenance acting in a way which befits a gentlewoman I suggest you should no longer claim to be a gentlewoman

MissMarpleRocks · 26/08/2021 15:18

My favourite is

‘Badly done Emma, badly done.’ So much disappointment in that one line.

IntermittentParps · 26/08/2021 15:25

I came on to say 'Badly done' too. Brilliant in its economy.

Classica · 26/08/2021 15:32

I get angry at Emma every time I re-read or re-watch that scene where she mocks Miss Bates.

Miss Woodhouse demonstrates less breeding than the lewdest baggage at a thrupenny bawdy house.

Classica · 26/08/2021 15:37

(obv Jane never referred to lewd baggages or bawdy houses)

Classica · 26/08/2021 15:41

But would Bingley, Darcy et al have been taken to an upmarket bawdy house upon leaving school in order to initiate them into the manly ways of the world? I presume so.

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