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Somewhat dodgy balloon model creation...

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FrauleinF · 17/08/2021 12:16

Backstory - went to the big top yesterday to take in a show, the clown did balloon models as a sideline, so far so good.

My son decided he wanted a pretty unicorn, which I yielded to, thinking the worst that could happen would be that it went bang in the car on the way home. Miraculously, the aforementioned unicorn (see picture 1) survived all afternoon.

I have just come into the lounge to be confronted with the 4 and 2 year olds innocently playing with what can only be described as an engorged pink balloon phallus, complete with bellend, hefty bollocks and a long white jizz "garnish" (see picture 2).

I could barely keep a straight face spiriting it away, and my husband couldn't actually speak for a full minute when I showed him what was left of the thing.

Anyone else's kids inadvertently create something dodgy? I seem to remember something about a clay cock but am sure there must be more out there?

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ApolloandDaphne · 17/08/2021 12:55

That is hilarious.

Galassia · 17/08/2021 13:33

Why take it away from them? They were having innocent fun unaware of what it looks like.

PurpleFadesToGreen · 17/08/2021 13:51

My children's snowman...

Somewhat dodgy balloon model creation...
BalloonSlayer · 18/08/2021 06:44

Excellent! That - and the snowman - have cheered me up this morning!

Betsythecheshirecat · 18/08/2021 08:02

Oh op this gave me such a giggle! The way you described it is perfect!!

Horsemad · 18/08/2021 08:04

😆

Holothane · 18/08/2021 08:06

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oh that is a classic love it.

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 18/08/2021 08:07

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Karwomannghia · 18/08/2021 08:15

Jizz garnish 🤣

louisvillelou · 18/08/2021 08:37

Just showed this to my vicar DH over breakfast. He’s silently crying whilst trying not to inhale toast 😂😂😂

Rockbird · 18/08/2021 08:50

Just had to explain the roar of laughter that came from me just now. That's the funniest thing I've seen in ages 🤣🤣🤣

MrsWooster · 21/08/2021 08:55

I present 3D Christmas biscuit aka snowman with giant cock.

Somewhat dodgy balloon model creation...
MaryBoBary · 21/08/2021 09:00

Ewww Grin when my sister was about 5/6 she found a novelty caterpillar condom in my parents bedside drawer. She blew it up and had a slimy caterpillar balloon floating round her room for a week or so.

Holothane · 22/08/2021 00:20

😂😂😂😂😂love it.

KidneyBeans · 22/08/2021 00:37

The world's sexiest carrot

Holothane · 22/08/2021 01:33

Yep seen similar comical.

MrsEricBana · 22/08/2021 10:47

Say whaaaaat? A "novelty caterpillar condom"? Just no.

AgithaRaisen · 22/08/2021 10:56

Hahahaha, that's brilliant

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