Backstory - went to the big top yesterday to take in a show, the clown did balloon models as a sideline, so far so good.
My son decided he wanted a pretty unicorn, which I yielded to, thinking the worst that could happen would be that it went bang in the car on the way home. Miraculously, the aforementioned unicorn (see picture 1) survived all afternoon.
I have just come into the lounge to be confronted with the 4 and 2 year olds innocently playing with what can only be described as an engorged pink balloon phallus, complete with bellend, hefty bollocks and a long white jizz "garnish" (see picture 2).
I could barely keep a straight face spiriting it away, and my husband couldn't actually speak for a full minute when I showed him what was left of the thing.
Anyone else's kids inadvertently create something dodgy? I seem to remember something about a clay cock but am sure there must be more out there?