Ibiza party time!

[Stormfin]

It's a Tuesday lunchtime in a typical village over here, and Mr Gammon and his wife Mrs Orange Big Lass who live adjacent to us have just got in their hot tub and are pumping out what appears to be Best of 90s Ibiza.

The sky is grey and it's drizzling slightly.

I'm not sure whether to be slightly jealous of them for living their best life, or shout at them to turn it the fuck down.

I’d be jealous

I am jealous! They sound like they know how to have a good time!

I think you might be on the other side of my neighbour.

Can’t wait for the weekend party with a DJ, smoke machine and VIP wristbands (I shit you not)

@AgnesNaismith that sounds brill! Are you invited?

Are you my neighbours?

No we’re bloody not

It would be cool, if it didn’t go on until 2am outside my 5yo room with screeching women talking about the men they’ve been sleeping with. I know, sounds fun right? Wish they’d invite me

We've had several hot tubs incidents this summer. Everyone has bought hot tubs, then decided to make up for lost time. It's all gone very suburban, pampas grass like around here at the moment - but we're all a bit old for it so no one can cope with the hangovers.

Our teenagers are disgusted with us.

@AgnesNaismith

I think you might be on the other side of my neighbour.

Can’t wait for the weekend party with a DJ, smoke machine and VIP wristbands (I shit you not)

Noooo! Wrist bands? Amazing!

@Iknowtheanswer

We've had several hot tubs incidents this summer. Everyone has bought hot tubs, then decided to make up for lost time. It's all gone very suburban, pampas grass like around here at the moment - but we're all a bit old for it so no one can cope with the hangovers.

Our teenagers are disgusted with us.

Do you own a neon green camouflage cozzie?

If so and you're my neighbour I might come join you tomorrow 😄

Are they old school or not?

No green cozzie, sorry