Most disgusting thing your child has done

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(... that isn't poo related!)

The first time DD2 had boiled eggs I left her and DD1 in the dining room to go and finish cooking DD1's breakfast.

When I came back, she'd eaten the entire eggs, complete with shell

For months afterwards I had to wrestle the shells off her

Wipes snot over everything in her bedroom. She once had a cabin bed with a desk underneath. I didn't realise for ages that she'd coated the bed slats with it. She now has a single bed and has moved to wiping it on her desk chair. She's 17 (autistic) and has tissues. Cleaning it makes me want to vomit.

Ate a* worm like spaghetti.

• Oh man, she loved a tasty snack of worm.

My son had borrowed my radio. He felt sick, leaned out of bed and was sick all over the radio. He was only six.

My son once vomited over the side from his top bunk. He managed to spray vomit over all of his bedroom, books, toys, furniture - all covered. Having to rinse out every piece of the marble run and Lego set was grim

My 4yo DS recently sucked the handle of the Sainsbury’s trolley. Also, licked the glass entry door of Boots. How he hasn’t had covid I don’t know. Feral child.

Chomped on a slug - I had to fish it out NOT envy.

Also Poo related (not sorry!) poohed in the baby pool in Wet & Wild 😜

Having a coffee one lovely summers afternoon with a neighbour in her garden.
My eldest who was around 2 at the time suddenly whipped his shorts and undies down in front of us and did a shit on her lawn
I was absolutely mortified.

The other day I needed to change my 5 month old's nappy and went to the nearest public loo only to discover it didn't have a pull-down changing table, so I got out the travel change mat and changed him on the floor. Just as I finished he flipped himself onto his tummy (his new trick), which meant he'd rolled off the mat onto the floor - and before I could stop him he was gumming the floor of a public toilet!

Vomited into car speaker in door (travel sick) - still haven't got it all out many years later although tried with a knitting needle. Also vomited into road atlas. His rather stressed Mum stopped the car, mopped him up and managed to leave the sick-filled atlas sandwich on a wall in a very naice part of town 😒

@OhGiveUp 😆 I remember my DD doing that (at 3) when I was chatting over the fence to a neighbour. Just squatted and pooed on the grass like a dog!!

Ds1 has eaten cat food.
He and his brother had a game walking home from school where everything they could see were different kinds of food. I thought they were pretend eating, only to discover that ds1 was actually licking everything. Lamp posts, telegraph poles, trees.....
He was 8.