DH and I have decided that we don’t want to travel anywhere this year, even within the UK. Prices are sky-high and we have just moved into a house that we would like to spend money on.
However, we would like to create that ‘holiday feeling’ at home for a full week on a budget of about £500. So basically, having fun, not worrying about normal responsibilities and eating fairly badly 
We have the following ideas:
Ask our regular cleaner to come and do 1 hour every day, more as a maid service than a cleaner (she is wonderful and has agreed to this already and is glad of the extra cash!)
Evening meal out / takeaway each night
Breakfasts of pastries, fruit, fresh juices and Prosecco
Lunch either at cafes or crusty bread/ cheese/ hams with watermelon and ice cream
Swimming every day. Booked into 4 different pools, so each only visited max twice.
Wearing sun cream. Every day even if it’s miserable. Just so we smell of holiday.
Kids staying up late. DH and I drinking wine from early evening.
Once kids in bed, DH and I to sit out and play cards / travel board games then watch films.
‘Day trips’ to zoo and museums and 2 mornings at the beach.
Can anybody suggest any other things we could do to recreate a holiday experience?