If your sex life were described by the last movie or TV show you watched

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Inspired by a similar thing I saw on Facebook.

Mine is Making the Cut.

The Fast and the Furious!

Whistle and I'll Come 🤣 from the Christmas Ghost Stories.

The Olympics -Mens Gymnastics.

Supersize versus superskinny

@StartupRepair

The Olympics -Mens Gymnastics.

Sounds tiring

News headlines

Last film The Ring…

Last TV show Malcolm in the middle…

Both could be the name of a porno

Cold Comfort Farm!

Space 1999

Hardly alluring.

The Handmaid’s Tale

What Women Want
😂

Deadliest catch - I don't want to think what I have caught 🙈 😂

Great British Railway Journeys .

I did, momentarily, mishear the continuity announcer saying 'Michael Portillo is chugging his way around Cheshire' as 'Michael Portillo is shagging his way around Cheshire' ... but either way I won't be going there.

Oh dear ... we watched The Quiet Place last night

Brave New World

Five years post divorce and finally getting my mojo back so that's fairly accurate

Virgin River…

@SimonJT

Last film The Ring…

Last TV show Malcolm in the middle…

Both could be the name of a porno

Malcolm in the Middle made me laugh out loud! I guess it's always good to have a plan if there are a lot of... erm ... moving parts.

Party of Five!!!

Taskmaster

Falling Down!

when magic tricks go wrong

Raised by wolves (Ridley Scott not Caitlin Moran)

@fluffedup

Oh dear ... we watched The Quiet Place last night

The Magnificently Seven

The X Files.

Which is funny because the last person I had sex with was in fact my ex 😂