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A fox jumped on my bed last night!

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largeprintagathachristie · 13/07/2021 10:22

Feeling a little shaken by two visits into the bedroom by a fox over the last two nights. Ground floor flat in urban area. Lots of urban foxes around. I've always actually loved seeing them around late at night (and sometimes in the daytime) but what's happened just feels too close.

Bedroom has patio doors but no window whatsoever, so I tend to have the door open a bit for ventilation; just enough for the cat to get through. We're protected from the road by vegetation and a fence. We don't have a garden.

Night one: DP and I woken by a mighty kerfuffle in the bedroom, unearthly fox screech, cat going bananas etc. In the morning found one of DP's slippers (well, slides) outside some metres away.

Stupidly I thought that was a one off and left the bedroom door open again for ventilation last night, just enough for the cat to get through. At what turned out to be 2.30am, same kerfuffle only much much more. A fox was on the bed - it was all so fast but DP says he hit out at it and it dashed back out. I rushed to look outside and saw the outraged cat chasing a fox around the corner of the property. There are muddy fox-sized paw prints on the white bottom sheet which is where it landed, and obvious muddy claw marks Shock

Two items of evidence outside this morning:

  • a half eaten piece of toast I assume scavenged and dropped
  • a manky stinky pair of jogging bottoms, not ours, probably scavenged from the charity clothing bin nearby where there's usually a pile of clothes on the ground

I always thought reports of foxes coming into houses were a bit of a myth so I'm a bit disconcerted. And on hot nights I really really need to be able to have the bedroom door open more than a crack.

Am googling deterrent ideas but any thoughts welcome.
We're definitely on its nightly route.

OP posts:
NeedNewKnees · 13/07/2021 11:05

@30degreesandmeltinghere

Well obviously you are a lazy dog!!
GrinGrinGrin

Lock your doors, OP. Leaving doors unlocked, never mind actually open would mean the majority of household insurance policies would not pay out in the event of theft.

largeprintagathachristie · 13/07/2021 11:07

Interesting point about insurance, thanks @GreenCrayon and @MargotEmin

Say it was daytime, though, and you were home and had your back door open and were burgled. Would that invalidate your insurance? Is that voluntarily leaving your property insecure? DP and I are literally in the room concerned; I suppose we've treated it a bit like having a window open (because there isn't a window). Though now I'm thinking about axe murderers, too!

The door does have a limiter mechanism; it's not wide open or blowing around. Just enough for a very slim cat (which is clearly enough for a fox, too).

OP posts:
WeatherToday · 13/07/2021 11:20

"Well obviously you are a lazy dog!!"

from the line
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"

it took me ten minutes to get that ... don't want anyone else to suffer!

HeavenHotel · 13/07/2021 11:21

OP comes on asking for fox advice, MNetters run around clutching their pearls about burglars!!

This place is getting worse.

I too OP thought foxes coming into houses were a bit of an urban myth. Don't know why I though that. I live in the middle of the countryside and shock horror have all my windows open AND never lock the front door!

Had never thought of a fox wandering in. However I have a dog, so that would deter them .

Watching with interest for the no -hysterical posters to come in.

Frownette · 13/07/2021 11:23

@WeatherToday me too, I didn't like to ask!

Changemaname1 · 13/07/2021 11:26

Haha thanks @WeatherToday I didn’t get that Smile

Changemaname1 · 13/07/2021 11:27

Also you can buy a door grille for the inside

Honeyroar · 13/07/2021 11:28

@WeatherToday

"Well obviously you are a lazy dog!!"

from the line
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"

it took me ten minutes to get that ... don't want anyone else to suffer!

Took me a while too! 😊

I think it’s hardly surprising that something could wander in through an open door though. And it obviously seems to like your bedroom as it keeps coming back! I think foxes get bolder in spring when they’ve got young, and in autumn when things are starting to hibernate. Could you get some mesh or fly screens? The cat might be a pain meowing to get in/out.

And we don’t lock our back door either. Don’t have insurance to invalidate.

GreenCrayon · 13/07/2021 11:29

Say it was daytime, though, and you were home and had your back door open and were burgled. Would that invalidate your insurance?

Depending on how your policy was worded it might do. Insurers are not known for paying up if they think their has been fault in behalf of the policy holder.

You would probably be able to successfully argue having the door open during the day was reasonable because you were going in and out of the garden etc and you were about and vigilant to potential intruders however it would be a lot harder to argue a similar scenario where your door was open and you were asleep.

Either way I wouldn't want to risk them not paying out. Although on the fox front if you already knew the fox had got in once it seems really odd you would leave the door open exactly the same way and chance it happening again. Foxes are sly cheeky fuckers chances are he will be back again tonight if you leave the door open again.

Kittyswhiskers · 13/07/2021 11:32

Be glad it was Mr Fox and not Mr Mad Axe Murderer!!! Shut the damn door!!! Hmm how do you sleep knowing anyone can walk in?!

burritofan · 13/07/2021 11:35

A simpler solution might be to leave the door open, befriend the fox, tame it and make it your loyal companion, Instagram him cosleeping with you, sitting up to the breakfast table, etc, monetise the fuck out of this whimsical twist to your life, and buy a house with air-conditioning or upstairs bedrooms to leave open for the owls to swoop in.

largeprintagathachristie · 13/07/2021 11:43

@WeatherToday thank you, I hadn't got it and thought someone was telling me I was lazy, as well as many of you thinking I've been a complete idiot! Grin

I spent the first half of my life in a smaller, less populous, probably safer country, with a less of a batten down the hatches approach, and I think that's partly where my "It'll be ok" propensity comes from.

@HeavenHotel appreciate your post

OP posts:
Seeingadistance · 13/07/2021 11:44

@burritofan

A simpler solution might be to leave the door open, befriend the fox, tame it and make it your loyal companion, Instagram him cosleeping with you, sitting up to the breakfast table, etc, monetise the fuck out of this whimsical twist to your life, and buy a house with air-conditioning or upstairs bedrooms to leave open for the owls to swoop in.
This sounds like a plan.

I look forward to watching your whimsical videos on social media, OP.

Branleuse · 13/07/2021 11:45

did it bite your toes?

NautaOcts · 13/07/2021 11:46

I couldn’t sleep a wink with a door open to the outside!!

nexus63 · 13/07/2021 11:53

it means that it is comparatively easy for foxes to come and take food from indoors . ... Sometimes very tame foxes enter houses through cat-flaps in search of food, much to the consternation of the householder and the cat.
Foxes have a strong sense of smell, which they use to find accessible food sources. You can take advantage of this trait by using scents they dislike, such as chili and cayenne pepper (which are made up of Capsaicin), garlic, white vinegar, this is all from google....i stay in a well built up area in glasgow and the fox that roams around at night will come very close if you are offering food.

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 13/07/2021 12:07

I recall some people used to have a sign on their gate that read 'No Hawkers or Circulars' and apparently they were reasonably effective.

Could you get a sign for your door that reads 'No Foxes'?
Grin

WhereDidIGoNext · 13/07/2021 12:11

@HeavenHotel

OP comes on asking for fox advice, MNetters run around clutching their pearls about burglars!!

This place is getting worse.

I too OP thought foxes coming into houses were a bit of an urban myth. Don't know why I though that. I live in the middle of the countryside and shock horror have all my windows open AND never lock the front door!

Had never thought of a fox wandering in. However I have a dog, so that would deter them .

Watching with interest for the no -hysterical posters to come in.

How is it Pearl clutching or hysterical to advise a poster not to sleep with their door open?
IntermittentParps · 13/07/2021 12:19

Are you in London? I am (Zone 2) and they're getting bolder every generation.

Could you get a mesh bottom for the door, or a railing kind of thing that the cat can get through but nothing bigger?

SeaToSki · 13/07/2021 12:22

You could look for a door screen and/or grille that was lockable. The way you can leave the door wide open and nothing will get in. But the cat will not be able to get in or out either.

Sisisimone · 13/07/2021 12:24

How is it Pearl clutching or hysterical to advise a poster not to sleep with their door open?
It's not. Just someone trying to sound oh so superior and failing badly

WhereDidIGoNext · 13/07/2021 12:26

@Sisisimone

How is it Pearl clutching or hysterical to advise a poster not to sleep with their door open? It's not. Just someone trying to sound oh so superior and failing badly
Grin
largeprintagathachristie · 13/07/2021 12:37

@IntermittentParps
yes, in London, zone 3. The bus stops are littered with fried chicken bones in takeaway boxes and other delights for the foxes.

OP posts:
TheYearOfSmallThings · 13/07/2021 12:42

The foxes are crazy at this time of year - I don't know if it's juvenile and teenage foxes hitting the streets, but they are shouting at each other all night here.

My car windscreen has fox footprints on it most days.

TheYearOfSmallThings · 13/07/2021 12:44

tame it and make it your loyal companion, Instagram him cosleeping with you, sitting up to the breakfast table, etc

Fleas. Mange.

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