So I have been lucky enough to have been left a small sum by my lovely Nan, which was left with the explicit instruction that it is to be spent on treats for myself. (Bless her, she knew I would have bought everyone else things first and left myself like a tenner)
DP thinks this a great idea, and after the mad last year and a half, being stuck at home and getting sick of the sight of everyone I live with, the never ending fucking housework/cooking/meal planning/ home ed/ a bored CEV DF who is driving me absolutely nuts, I have decided to spend some money on a couple of nights away, all by my bloody self. 
I was going to just book in to a Premier Inn somewhere closeish, but actually I think I want to treat myself to a place I have always wanted to visit, and get a chance to look at things without the usual whining about legs hurting/being hungry/ making sure DC has everything/ being mindful of DP who can't walk for miles etc.
So have settled on either Avebury (for the Rings etc) or Whitby.
(Spot the ageing goth!!)
So what I want is.....
A small hotel/boutique preferably because I want the option to have dinner brought up to my room one night, but a B&B close to a lovely restaurant/take way would be fine.
Quirky/weird is great!
Not too expensive, but I will stretch if it means nicer rooms, decent en suites etc (I could go up to £200 a night but would rather not if I can get cheaper)
I would love, love, love a bath, but it's not a deal breaker!
Also, and this is the kicker, it needs to be closeish to the places I would want to visit because I will be relying on walking/ public transport to get about.
Don't mind which town I end up in, either is great, will probably base it on the hotel choice tbh!!
So after getting through all that, help me find somewhere for my special treat! 
PS. Nan thank you so much for this I miss you 